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GilbertYvelFan24
19-05-2010, 20:10
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“I will beat you into a living death.” - Ken Shamrock

“Bring on Fedor.” - Tim Sylvia

“When I started, I used to go off just instincts. Then they took head butts away, so I had to learn some skills.” - Mark Coleman

“I’m gonna knock you hair black.” - Ken Shamrock to Tito Ortiz
“Damn, I’m ugly.” - Forrest Griffin

“After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV, and I have a martini.” - Tank Abbott

“Who knows what would have happened to him, aeronautically speaking.” - Dan Severn

“My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I’m pretty sure it’s yours too.” - Phil Baroni

“A black belt only covers two inches of your ass. You have to cover the rest.” - Royce Gracie

“I will get respect, or I will die.” - Ken Shamrock

“Prepare yourself for the worst, and the best will always happen.” - Tito Ortiz

“Conditioning is my best weapon.” - Frank Shamrock

“My strategy is just to attack, attack and attack.” - Don Frye

“I like Tito. I like a lot of people, but I’ll fight every one of ‘em. It’s all business. When I step into the Octagon, it’s all business.” - Chuck Liddell on fighting Tito Ortiz.

“I’m already going in with a win.” - Jerry Bohlander before losing to Tito Ortiz.

“I’m going to show the world why the Rangers belong in the Octagon.” - Greg “The Ranger” Stott prior
to getting knocked out in 18 seconds.

“I have a high threshold for pain.” - Patrick Smith before being submitted by Ken Shamrock.

“The higher a monkey climbs up a tree, the more he has to cover his ass.” - Shonie Carter

“All I saw was swinging.” - Jim Brown

“Don’t call me a loser in front of my mom!” - Forrest Griffin

“You know, I just went from the barstool to the Octagon.” - Tank Abbott

“You get on Queer Street…you make a right turn…you’re back to Main.” - Tank Abbott

“Beating people up is a positive thing.” - Tank Abbott

“I didn’t think I was going to win.” - Remco Pardoel following a win.

“I came to party in the Octagon.” - Cal Worsham

“I’ll be back in about three minutes.” - Robbie Lawler before quickly defeating his opponent.

“Don’t fear me, fear the consequences.” - Paul Buentello

“Boxing is your father’s sport.” - Dana White

“Not bad for an old man.” - Randy Couture

“If he never walked again, I’d be cool with that.” - Chris Leben

“My weiner’s bigger than his.” - Joe Riggs discussing his chances against Matt Hughes.

“I ain’t no loser.” - Gary Goodridge after a UFC loss.

“Okay. Right here, I’m tickling his brain.” - Tank Abbott while watching a replay in which he presses his opponent’s head into the cage.

“Isn’t that the guy on the coffee can?” - Tank Abbott on his Brazilian opponent, Hugo Duarte.

“The idea of jiu-jitsu is to give the little guy a chance to beat the big guy.” - Royce Gracie

“…and I’m here to bust the ultimate fighting challenge.” - Steve Jennum on participating in the UFC.

“I don’t think much of Tito Ortiz. He needs to grow balls and sign to fight Chuck Liddell.” - Tank Abbott

“I’m gonna win this tournament because I am the most athletic fighter in it.” - Tank Abbott

“I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.” - Tank Abbott after losing to Dan Severn.

“I’m American. I can’t stand Brazilians. They live in a third-world country anyway, so they’ll go anywhere if there’s a little money. I live in America. I want to be a champion of an American organization.” - Phil Baroni

“I just take fights that make me feel comfortable.” - Tito Ortiz, who has sometimes been accused of ducking certain fighters.

“When I go in there, I’m not going in there to win. I’m going in there to fight.” - Tank Abbott

“What? Did he just win the Olympics?” - Tank Abbott after the crowd goes wild during a match.

“You put the Devil on the other side, and I will come to fight.” - Royce Gracie

“It’s about having confidence in yourself. I’m not afraid of that man across from me.” - Ken Shamrock

“My breathing techniques make me impervious to chokes.” - Joe Son before getting choked out in his UFC debut.

“He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today.” - Tank Abbott

“I’ll bet he wishes he had that other pectoral muscle right about now.” - Tank Abbott commenting on Tra Telligman’s TKO loss. Telligman lost one pectoral muscle due to a childhood accident.

“Mike Tyson’s a great boxer. The greatest boxer - but boxer. Not the best fighter.” - Royce Gracie

“Tank has no style and need to be taught a lesson.” - Hugo Duarte before his loss to Tank Abbott.

“Tito is one-dimensional…just a big wrestler.” - Jerry Bohlander before losing to Tito Ortiz.

“I don’t care who it is. I’ll knock ‘em both out.” - Chuck Liddell on who he would rather face, Tito Ortiz or Ken Shamrock.

“In a real fight in a bar, you wouldn’t be able to lay on your back like a bitch. You might catch a pool cue to the back of the head.” - Tank Abbott

“I’m starting to get sexually aroused right now. You better get that off.” - Tank Abbott after watching a replay of his knockout of John Matua.

“Hey, ref…don’t look at me! Pay attention to the fight!” - Bas Rutten during a fight.

“I’m going to teach him a lesson in humility.” - Ken Shamrock before losing to Tito Ortiz.

“Do you know what pimp stands for? It stands for Punching Is My Pleasure.” - Shonie Carter

“Blood is just red sweat.” - Enson Inoue

“Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man.” - Enson Inoue

“I come to kill or be killed. My plan is to rip his head off. If that doesn’t work, I rip his arms off. If that doesn’t work, I rip his legs off.” - Tony Halme before losing a fight in under 30 seconds.

“I’m here to break people.” - Jon Hess prior to breaking his wrist in his next match.

“My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.” - BJ Penn

“The first time I fight him, he beat me fairly squarely.” - Georges St. Pierre talking about Matt Hughes.

''I'm glad you won that fight Matt, but i'm not impressed by your performance.'' - GSP after Hughes vs. Penn (UFC 63)

''My Judo throws are the best, best throws in the world, all the other throws are done by little girls.'' - Karo Parisyan shows his talent for singing.

''Got him in the clinch, please stop hitting me. Kicked him in the head, kneed him in the face. Call it a day baby, get my check!!'' - Brandon Vera after his win against Justin Eilers.

"I came into this fight with an inflamed vagina" - Forrest Griffin after winning against Bonnar for the second time.

“I will pass his guard. Elbows will be dropping, and bones will be breaking.” - Diego Sanchez

“I just don’t want to get hit, that’s all. I want to win without getting hit.” - Royce Gracie

“I don’t know what kind of technique was used there, but there was a lot of kicking and punching.” - Jim Brown

“The first thing that makes you a tough fighter is in your head and in your heart, then your tools. It has nothing to do with someone teaching you how to be tough.” - Tank Abbott

“At least one time in your life, train with the will to die.” - Enson Inoue

“If I get a hold of something, I’m gonna break it!” - Ken Shamrock prior to losing a match.

“I’m trained in the ancient art of breaking bones.” - John Matua prior to getting savagely knocked out by Tank Abbott.

“I’m gonna squish that small head of yours.” - Ken Shamrock to Tito Ortiz

“Here’s where I hit him with the light switch.” - Tank Abbott commenting on his knockout of Steve Nelmark.

“Let me tell you something about the ground game and jiu-jitsu. All you un-athletic people out there, you know this for a fact. Little kids learn jiu-jitsu. Women learn jiu-jitsu. You don’t have to be an athlete to know jiu-jitsu. You have to be an athlete to wrestle in college or walk into a boxing gym and have competitive boxing matches and fight people. You just have to be a bitch and lay on your back to know jiu-jitsu. I mean, come on. It’s the truth.” - Tank Abbott

“I’m gonna show Tito who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now.” - Ken Shamrock prior to a loss to Tito Ortiz.

“I plan on knocking him out and punishing him. Making him quit. Making him say, you know, ‘Phil, you’re the better man. I’m sorry. I tapped out, please let me get out of here with my life.’ So that’s going to be the difference.” - Phil Baroni on what was going to be different in his rematch with Matt Lindland. Baroni lost both matches.

“I’m gonna beat you down like the punk you are, cause that’s what you are is a punk!” - Ken Shamrock prior to a loss.

“Tank’s a fantastic human being, as far as fighting’s concerned.” - Jim Brown

“That’s straight from the Shaolin temple.” - Eddie Bravo after witnessing a poorly executed spinning backfist.

“Wrestlers need a lesson in submission, and I’m just the one to teach them.” - Frank Shamrock

“Anyone can win two fights in one night, but it is the third fight that tells you if you have steel balls or not.” - Don Frye

“It’s an octagonal octagon.” - Bill Wallace

“You just have to realize that Jet Li is a movie star. He’s great at what he does, but if he stepped into our world, he wouldn’t last long.” - Chuck Liddell

“This is my world. You step into my world, you will step out a loser. I guarantee it.” - Frank Shamrock

“There is nothing there…nothing there. Royce doesn’t have enough power in his legs to do anything to Severn. Dan is in no danger, here.” - Jeff Blatnick shortly before Royce Gracie defeated Dan Severn…with his legs.

“Pat! Combinate him!” - The conerman of Patrick Smith during a fight.

“I took his warrior spirit.” - Ken Shamrock

“When it came, it came haaaaard!” - Robbie Lawler on his knockout of Tiki.

“I go to Deezneeland.” - Royce Gracie following his victory at the first UFC event.

“I made him say, ‘Please, Frank, stop hitting me.’” - Frank Shamrock

“I’d like to thank Dariel pasta.” - Phil Baroni after a fight.

“What I tell you? Don’t blink! It’s just gonna be over quick.” - Tito Ortiz

“He will sleep, brother.” - Royce Gracie to his brother before taking on Ken Shamrock.

“Yeah, if a train left point A traveling 60 miles per hour and another train left point B….” - Dan Severn
during the pre-fight when asked by the referee if he had any questions.

“I was hitting him, and I hear him say, “Ahhh,” so I keep going, you know?” - Georges St. Pierre after defeating Sean Sherk

“So I kicked him in the head, kneed him in the face and called it a day” - Brandon Vera

“He will be the last of the Mohicans.” - Tito Ortiz talking about a rematch with Chuck Liddell.

“All of a sudden, Magnum P.I. has got an attitude.” - Tank Abbott on Dan Severn

“He was in an ambulance on the way to the hospital, while I was laughing about it at the bar, having some cocktails.” - Tank Abbott

“Because I can’t sing and dance, and it beats fuckin’ workin’ every day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fuckin’ stupid.” - Phil Baroni when asked why he fights for a living.

Fighter: What happened?
Ken Shamrock: You got kicked in the head with a kick.
Fighter: Who won?
Ken Shamrock: He did.

“I want to fuck…I want to fight Chuck. Fuck Chuck!” - Wanderlei Silva

“I’m looking forward to Glamrock and, uh, Freddie Mercury.” - Tank Abbott on the upcoming match between Ken Shamrock and Dan Severn.

“He’s got a weak chin, and I have heavy hands.” - Nate Quarry on Rich Franklin.

“Holy shit, you’re a tall motherfucker.” - Jeremy Horn upon noticing his opponent’s size.

“If you’re coming on, come on!” - Harold Howard prior to losing.

“To all those that thought I would lose…fuck you!” - Cabbage Correira after his first UFC win.

“You won’t be UFC champion, but you will know pain.” - Bas Rutten on defending his UFC belt.

GilbertYvelFan24
19-05-2010, 20:10
“Put a whooping on that boy!” - Cal Worsham’s corner during his losing effort against Tank Abbott.

“I’m here to release the beast!” - Dan “The Beast” Severn

“He choke me. I choke him!” - Keith Hackney

“Next time I fight Tito, I will deform his face.” - Wanderlei Silva after losing to Tito Ortiz.

“Without a broken hand and broken foot, I’d ht him in the face.” - Gerard Gordeau after losing to Royce Gracie with a broken hand and broken foot suffered in a previous fight.

“Motherfucker!” - Jason DeLucia after being knocked down by Bas Rutten.

“Things have become a little too virtual for me.” - Paul Varelans

“They stopped it because of a cut.” - Tiki after suffering a knockout at the hand of Robbie Lawler.

“I’ve never been hit flush in the face before.” - Emmanuel Yarborough

Duijm
19-05-2010, 20:36
thx man zitten zeker een paar grappige tussen

GerritTonijn
19-05-2010, 20:46
“I will pound your ass all night long.” - King Mo

ICON
19-05-2010, 22:09
Voeg zelf maar toe als je er nog meer weet zijn er nog zoveel!!!

zoiets?

Commentary:
Bas Rutten: Why doesn't he punch him?
Stephen Quadros: Because he doesn't train in stand up.
Bas Rutten: Hasn't he ever seen anyone throw a punch?

Stephen Quadros: What position is that Bas
Bas Rutten: Yay, the head-between the-thighs-position, usually used for another act. The black-widow technique!
Stephen Quadros: I must say I have had it done to me a few times..
Bas Rutten: hehehe!

Stephen Quadros: I am sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve.
Bas Rutten: He's not wearing any sleeves.
Stephen Quadros: Don't even start, Bas.

Frank Shamrock: Ohhhh huge knee!
Mike Goldberg: Big knee!
Frank Shamrock: That was a huge knee!
Mike Goldberg: That knee was big!

Eddie Bravo: Boy was I wrong about that move.
Stephen Quadros: Well, yea you were.
Stephen Quadros: They tell me getting kicked by Mo Smith is like getting hit by a baseball bat at 85 mph.
Bas Rutten: No. I don't think so.

Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters have a black belt.
Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you cant buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do.
Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?
Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Stephen Quadros: Hmmm, I wonder what happened?
Bas Rutten: I think he must have hit him with the Dim Mak. He shoved his nose into his brain I think.
Bas Rutten: He keeps on making those weird sounds.
Stephen Quadros: Yeah I think he's trying to impersonate Flipper the seal.

Stephen Quadros: Frye's getting the standing 8-Count here, Bas
Bas Rutten: Why's he getting the standing 8-Count?
Stephen Quadros: Well, he's getting his ass kicked.

Stephan Quadros: It looks like a few of Silva's knees got through there to Matsui's nose.
Bas Rutten: Either that or he has really high blood pressure.

Tank: Roy Jones Jr. ainエt gonna knock out Mike Tyson.
*during the fight, the victor demolishes his hundred pound heavier opposition within minutes*
Jeff Blatnick: Well, seems like Roy Jones Jr knocked out Tyson after all.
Tank: You canエt really compare this to boxing.

Interviews:
Interviewer: What's something that you would like to apologize for?
Alexander Otsuka: I crapped my pants when I was 26 years old.

Commentator: Have you ever had an ankle problem?
Jim Brown: *watches replay of Ken Shamrocks anklelock on another fighter* Ugh! Not like that!

Interviewer: What's new in your life?
Kazushi Sakuraba: I gained some weight and it affects my car's fuel consumption.

Stephen Quadros: Have there been any fighters jealous of your good looks?
Guy Mezger: Aren't they all. Or their girlfriends anyways

Interviewer: What makes you laugh?
Semmy Schilt: Jokes.

Interviewer: Quinton. What do you think Igor can do to beat you?
Quinton Jackson: I think he can knock me the fuck out! That's what I think!

Interviewer: What does your father do?
Kazushi Sakuraba: My dad, well he's probably drinking right about now *laughing* because today's his day off.

Interviewer: Have you thought of any new techniques lately?
Kazushi Sakuraba: Yes, I had some but since I've been hit too much in my recent fights, I forgot them!

Stephen Quadros: How long have you had that mustache?
Don Frye: Since I was 5. I got it from my mom's side of the family. She's not a pretty woman.

Stephen Quadros: You should come and visit us in the US.
Mirko Filipovic: Only if Carmen Diaz will be there. I decided that I'm going to marry her.

Stephen Quadros: Will you have to win in a strategic way or in a violent way?
Mirko Filopovic: I'm afraid I will have to do it in a violent way

Stephen Quadros: Are you a god boy now that you are married?
Vanderlei Silva: I have always been a good boy. I'm a bad boy only in the ring.

Stephen Quadros: Are you gonna wear that chain into the ring?
Quinton Jackson: You damn right. I'm fighting a man that beat four Gracies. Damn right I'm taking my chain.

Stephen Quadros: Where do you see yourself in three years.
Quinton Jackson: Let's see, I'm 22 right now. In three years I see myself being 25.

Interviewer: What do you think of gangster rap?
Murilo Rua: I don't know much about it. I like Elton John and Phil Collins

Stephen Quadros: Would you be concerned about Sateke's invisible kick?
Quinton Jackson: I guess so, goddamit, 'cuz if it's invisible, I cannot see the motherfucker.

Interviewer: How many minutes do you think it will take to take Satake down?
Mark Coleman: *giggling* How many minutes? [correcting the questions wording] How many seconds?

Mirko Filipovic: The guys that are always trying to impress girls by saying 'Hey, I bought a new Ferrari or I bought a new ship.' I will take her to my room and she'll see 10 guns. 15 revolvers.
Filipovic's Manager: And a small dick!

Interviewer: Do you own any guns?
Ryan Gracie: No. I have my hands. I don't need them. If someone pulls a gun on me, I would get put in jail. One time in a night club in Brazil, another guy was drinking a lot and he knew I'm a Gracie. He pulled his gun out and pointed at me. I knocked him down and took his gun away. He said "Hey, I'm a cop!" and I said I don't care.

Sherwood: How about Bobby Hoffman? I heard that at the Superbrawl 13 heavyweight tournament that you had a few words. Rumor or true?
Tank Abbott: I don't know who that is.
Sherwood: He is a bald guy who supposedly came up to you and said something about you going to wrestling.
Tank Abbot: I don't know who he is. I don't even think I was at Superbrawl.
Sherwood: Yeah you were there. I saw you on tape. It was in Hawaii.
Tank Abbott: Oh I was drunk.
Sherwood: You jumped in the ring!
Tank Abbott: Yeah, you gotta have fun. It was probably the most non-boring part of the show

Interviewer: Do you think long hair is coming back in style?
Dan Henderson: Are you making fun of me?
Interviewer: *scared* No・br />
Interviewer: What do you think of fighters that aren't humble?
Carlos Newton: I believe they lack self-confidence. Also, it's covering up. Fighters should be themselves. They should have respect for their opponent and know that there is strength in weakness and weakness in strength.

Bas Rutten: I do not know what you mean, "Something blue?"
Maurice Smith: It must be an American thing then, I won't even try to explain it.

Announcer: Igor. You just won the IFC championship and 25,000
dollars. How do you feel?
Igor Vovchanchyn: Okay. *gives thumbs up*


Tank Abbott:
"After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini." -Tank Abbott

"Okay. Right here I'm tickling his brain." -Tank Abbott commenting on a replay showing him pressing his opponents head against the cage.

"You know I just went from the barstool to the octagon." -Tank Abbott.

"Here's where I hit him with the light switch." -Tank Abbott commentating on his knockout of Steve Nelmark

"I'm starting to get sexually aroused right now you better get that off." -Tank Abbott after watching a replay of his brutal knockout of John Matua.

"Absolutely some good cocktail fun. I'm sipping a few cocktails, watching the show. There's nothing here that tickles me." -Tank Abbott.

"You get on queer street. You make a right turn. You're back to Main." -Tank Abbott.

"Isn't that the guy on the coffee can?" -Tank Abbott commenting on his Brazilian opponent Hugo Duarte.

"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today." -Tank Abbott.

"I think knees and elbows are over rated unless you down over at queer street."- Tank Abbott.

"Fuck!" -Tank Abbott after losing to Don Frye in the UFC.

"I''ll bet he wishes he had that other pectoral muscle right about now." -Tank Abbott's comment on Tra Telligman's TKO loss. Tra lost a pectoral muscle during a childhood accident.

"I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury." -Tank Abbott after being defeated by Dan Severn.

"I thought it was an inside thing only, and I wouldn't make it. At that point in time, it was. The Gracies owned the show and they wouldn't let anyone fight. They told me I could fight, but not until UFC 6. They were going to make an example of me, showing what martial a artist could do to a street fighter. That's why they call me Tank. Their grand plan was to go to 20/20 and say, "Look at what our martial arts can do to your street fighter." But it blew up in their faces." -Tank Abbott.

"What? Did he just win the Olympics?" -Tank Abbott commenting on the crowd going wild after a match.

"When I go in there, I'm not going in there to win. I'm going in there to fight!" -Tank Abbott

"The first thing that makes you a tough fighter is in your head and in your heart, then your tools. It has nothing to do with someone teaching you how to be tough." -Tank Abbott.

"I don't think much of Tito Ortiz. He needs to grow balls and sign to fight Chuck Liddell." -Tank Abbott

"In a real fight in a bar, you wouldn't be able to lay on your back like a bitch. You might catch a pool cue to the back of the head." -Tank Abbott.

"I'm gonna win this tournament because I am the most athletic fighter in it." -Tank Abbott, a noticeably potbellied fighter who had considerable success in the UFC.

"I was at a nightclub and the Polar Bear was dancing. Dancing like a Polar Bear." -Tank Abbott commenting on Paul "The Polar Bear" Varelans. Tank also beat down Varelans quite brutally in the UFC.

"Beating people up is a positive thing." -Tank Abbott

"Let me tell you something about the ground game and Jiu-Jitsu. All you un-athletic people out there, you know this for a fact. Little kids learn Jiu-Jitsu. Women learn Jiu-Jitsu. You don't have to be an athlete to know Jiu-Jitsu. You have to be an athlete to wrestle in college, or to walk into a boxing gym and have competitive boxing matches and fight people. You just have to be a bitch and lay on your back to know Jiu-Jitsu. I mean, come on. It's the truth." -Tank Abbott

Humor:
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!" -Bas Rutten.

"Even if you have some problems at home, with your wife, with the kids, or your car isn稚 working good, go to my site and leave a message 祖ause Silva will help you!"- Vanderlei Silva.

"Hey Ref.......don't look at me! Pay attention to the fight!" -Bas Rutten distracting the referee during a fight.

"In my early years I was drunk and took a kids bike and rode it home and got charged with stealing. I want to prove to Mirko I am innocent!" -Kazushi Sakuraba after learning his next opponent was a former police officer.

"Who knows what would have happened to him, aeronautically speaking." -Dan Severn.

"I would just stand there, and people would laugh." -Semmy Schilt, a seven foot tall kickboxer.

ICON
19-05-2010, 22:10
"Maybe I will hire someone to make some belts for me. It's easier than fighting for them you know." -Kazushi Sakuraba

"I'd rather fight Arona cause I don't know him and he's in the fucking video game and I'm not." -Quinton Jackson

"I'll kick him in the head." -Kazushi Sakuraba on how he would beat champion kickboxer CroCop.

"Do you know what pimp stands for? It stands for Punching Is My Pleasure!" - Shonie Carter

"You should study Pokemon to get stronger." -Kazushi Sakuraba to a defeated adversary.

"We know only one thing about this guy. That he ate a croissant for breakfest this morning." -Bas Rutten commenting on a new
French fighter.

"I'm not really sure how he ended up coming up here, to tell you the truth. Once Phil got up here, we were hospitable towards him. We tried to show him some things in [training], but the juice just wasn't worth squeezing there. The guy's not real sharp. So I took him out to my farm, showed him a pig and told him it was a short fat horse. He spent the rest of the day trying to get the thing to do cardio. He was pumping TrimSpa pills down its throat. Actually, I think he accidentally dropped some of his special vitamins down its throat because the next morning the thing woke up with a 20-inch bicep. It was rolling around in its own crap, yelling, 'I'm the Oregon Fat Ass! I'm the best eva!" -Matt Lindland on his opponent Phil Baroni.

[In his pre-rematch interviews, Baroni began referring to Lindland as "Woogie," a character played by Chris Elliott in the movie Something About Mary.] "That's a great comeback for him. I wonder what happened that night. Was his illegal cable box broken? He couldn't get the free porno channel? For Phil to go up to that kind of intellectual perch, to watch Something About Mary. That says a lot about the guy." -Matt Lindland before defeating the loud mouth Phil Baroni for a second time.

"Seagal told me he didn't think the fighters in Pride were very good and that he couldn't understand why Kazushi Sakuraba kept winning because he thought he was not very good either. I obviously didn't agree but felt it was not the time or place to get into it with Seagal. So I said, "But at least they test themselves on a regular basis." Then I told him I had heard that he had a student who he thought could defeat Sakuraba. He said he did. I said if he needed help putting the match together I may be able to help him but his guy might be asked to get some experience before going to Japan. We never spoke on the subject after that." -Stephen Quadros on working with Steven Seagal.

"My favorite fighter is Phil Baroni, and I'm pretty sure it's yours too." -Phil Baroni


Philosophy:
"There is no better way to die, than to die in the midst of a battle, fighting to the very end......like a man." -Enson Inoue

"The ground is my ocean, I am the shark, and most people don't even know how to swim." -The Machado brothers, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu experts.

"A black belt only covers two inches of your ass, you have to cover the rest." -Royce Gracie

"I will get my respect or I will die." -Ken Shamrock

"My style is that when I get into the ring, I never assume that I will win before I actually do. The only thing I am confident in is myself. I think to assume that you are going to win before the fight even begins is an insult to your opponent. I've always thought so and I always will." -Emelianko Fedor

"I fight because I like it." -Kazushi Sakuraba

"If it works, don't change." -Royce Gracie

"Blood is just red sweat." Enson Inoue as tattoed on his back.

"Prepare yourself for the worst and the best will always happen." -Tito Ortiz

"The mind is like a parachute. It works best when it is open." -Rickson Gracie

"It's actually the samurai spirit, which is 'no fear and never give up." -Enson Inoue

"It's about having confidence in yourself. I'm not afraid of that man across from me." -Ken Shamrock

"I was born to fight." -K-1 Kickboxer Andy Hug

"You put the Devil on the other side and I will come to fight." -Royce Gracie

"I just keep going until he dies." -Phillip Miller

"Live as a man. Die as a man. Become a man." -Enson Inoue.

"Mike Tyson's a great boxer. The greatest boxer - but boxer. Not the best fighter." -Royce Gracie.

"In Brazil, it's our culture to fight. At school we learn Judo and Jiu-Jitsu. It's a culture about fighting." -Mario Sperry.

"A knock out is an accidental win." -Helio Gracie.

"Boxer guys are very tough and they play a very tough game, but its a game. Karate guys, tae kwon doe guys, kickboxers or judo guys, they are very tough guys and a lot of heart and a lot of training, but its very specifically as a sport. It's not a fight. A fight is everything goes." -Rickson Gracie

"Conditioning is my best weapon." -Frank Shamrock

"At least one time in your life, train with the will to die." -Enson Inoue

"My strategy is just to attack, attack and attack." -Don Frye

"I like Tito. I like alot of people but I'll fight every one of 'em. Its all business when I step into the octagon its all business." -Chuck Liddell on fighting his friend Tito Ortiz for the championship.

"I promise violence" -Vanderlei Silva

"The idea of jiu-jitsu is to give the little guy a chance to beat the big guy." -Royce Gracie

"Pain is temporary. Pride is forever." -Enson Inoue.

Ironic Boasts:
"I'm already going in with a win." -Jerry Bohlander before losing to Tito Ortiz.

"...and I'm here to bust the ultimate fighting challenge." -Steve Jennum on participating in the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

"I'm gonna break his arm." -Don Frye before losing his next match, nearly getting his arm broken.

"Last time is nothing compared to what i'm gonna do to him this time." -BJ Penn after KO'ing Uno in mere seconds in their first match and hearing of a re-match which ended in a draw.

"I believe it, and I'm going to show the world why the rangers belong in the octagon." -Greg "The Ranger" Stott before getting KO'd in eighteen seconds.

ICON
19-05-2010, 22:11
"I come to kill or be killed. My plan is to rip his head off. If that dosen't work I rip his arms off. If that dosen't work I rip his legs off." -Tony Halme before losing to a first time MMA fighter in under thirty seconds.

"They always say there is someone who is bigger, stronger, tougher. Well, I'm here to find him." -Andy Anderson before his loss to a much larger opponent.

"I have a high threshold for pain." -Patrick Smith before tapping out to an submission from Ken Shamrock.

"Tank has no style and needs to be taught a lesson!" -Hugo Duarte before his smashing loss to Tank.

"My breathing techniques make me impervious to chokes." -Joe Son before getting choked out in his first UFC match.

"If I get a hold of something, I'm gonna break it!" -Ken Shamrock before losing his next match.

"I'm here to break people!" -Jon Hess before he breaks his wrist in his next match.

"的 am most dangerous in universe. Your time is over! In three seconds I値l kick your ass." -Alexander Otsuka whose MMA record is three wins and twelve losses.

"I'm trained in the ancient art of breaking bones." -John Matua before his brutal loss to Tank Abbott.

"Tito is one dimensional, just a big wrestler." -Jerry Bohlander before his loss to Tito Ortiz.

"I'm gonna show Tito who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now".-Ken Shamrock before his loss.

"I'm going to teach him a lesson in humility." -Ken Shamrock before his loss to Tito Ortiz.

"I'm gonna beat you down, like the punk you are, cause that's what you are is a punk!" -Ken Shamrock boasting before losing yet again.

"I plan on knocking him out and punishing him. Making him quit. Making him say, you know, "Phil, you're the better man. I'm sorry. I tapped out, please let me get out of here with my life." So, that's going to be the difference." -Phil Baroni before losing to Matt Lindland a second time.

Speechless:
"You're beautiful." -Mikey Burnett's cornerman after Mike won a match.

"It's all good, Homey." -Bobby Hoffman

"I've been to the hypnotherapist, and I've seen myself winning that belt a hundred times. Now all that's left is to go out there and get it." -Jim Mullen before his defeat by Scott Ferrozo.

"I like American guys!" -Gilbert Yvel.

"I just take fights that make me feel comfortable." -Tito Ortiz, suspected by some to be dodging fights.

"Dana White pisses me off when he says Murilo Bustamante is the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world. He knows he痴 not. If he doesn稚 want to defend his title, he痴 nothing. Step up and fight me. He doesn稚 have championship blood flowing through him. He doesn稚 want to fight me and I don稚 blame him. He wants to go to Japan, but I知 loyal to the UFC. I値l hang them up as the undefeated middleweight champion of the UFC. Who cares about (Japanese Fighting Organization) Pride? They don稚 even have weight classes. I知 American. I can稚 stand Brazilians. They live in a third-world country anyway, so they値l go anywhere if there痴 a little money. I live in America. I want to be a champion of an American organization.・-Phil Baroni who had lost twice to Matt Lindland who in turn was beaten decisively by Murilo Bustamente.

Realizations:
"When people wanted his signature it was real hard to sign because of all the punches he does during a fight. His hands were shaking! I had never thought about that! He said I needed a signature stamp." -Art Santore.

"I don't care who it is. I'll Knock em both out." -Chuck Liddell on Tito and Ken.

"What he doesn't know is the knee is 100%. He can go ahead and attack the the knee because I'm gonna bash his face in when he does." Tito Ortiz on Shamrock going after his repaired knee before UFC 40.

"The higher a monkey climbs up a tree, the more he has to cover his ass." -Shonie Carter.

"I am sure I have fought many guys on roids. I fight for Pride." -Dan Henderson.

"What have I got better than anyone? Age. -Kazushi Sakuraba

"Please don't laugh at me if I ever get knocked out." -Quinton Jackson to his commentating partners after watching a fighter nearly get knocked out and laughing about it.

Remarks:
"Jesus Christ, what a fight." -Bas Rutten.

"All I saw was swinging." -Jim Brown.

"Tank's a fantastic human being, as far as fightings concerned." -Jim Brown

"Well that ends an exciting round of LAYING." -Stephen Quadros

"That's straight from the shaolin temple." -Eddie Bravo observing a pathetic spinning backfist.

"This match has so far been a hugging contest." -Stephen Quadros.

"Wresters need a lesson in submission and I'm just the one to teach them." -Frank Shamrock

"Whomever they put in the ring with me will be treated the same gentle way." -Vanderlei Silva

"Anyone can win two fights in one night. But it is the third fight that tells you if you have steel balls or not." -Don Frye

"You just have to realize that Jet Li is a movie star. He's great at what he does, but if he stepped into our world he wouldn't last long." -Chuck Liddell

"If you can't hold your own, you're gonna get knocked out. You're bleeding all over the place. There are many, many nights that these boys are crawling off the mats. They drop from body shots, their nose is just bleeding like a faucet. On Wednesday nights, they come in and get a beating. It only happens once with these guys. You'll get karate experts or Tae Kwon Do experts and they can't hold a candle." -Tim Sylvia

"This is my world. You step into my world, you will step out a looser I guarentee it." -Frank Shamrock

Goofs:
"He's not in trouble there..... Oh he's tapping!" -Jeff Blatnick as he witnesseses a sudden submission happen right in front of him.

"Yes, Belfort has beaten many big names, like.....Vitor Belfort, and, uh, others." -Stephen Quadros

"l'll slip a finger in his eye or something." -Gilbert Yvel on his next match, after having used illegal eye gouges in his last match.

"It's an octagonal octagon." -Bill Wallace.

"Pat! Combinate him!" -Patrick Smith's cornerman.


Victory:
"Hey, I can't see anything, point me in the right direction man. Tell me what to do, really because I can't see. Dehydration hit. Everything blacked out. So it's up to you guys now. Tell me what should I do. I'm a soldier.・-Royce Gracie after a tough battle in the UFC.

"I took his warrior spirit." -Ken Shamrock.

"I go to Deezneeland." -Royce Gracie after winning the first UFC.

"I didn't think I was going to win." -Remco Pardoel after winning.

"I made him say, please Frank, stop hitting me." -Frank Shamrock after brutalizing John Lober.

"When it came, it came HAAAARD!" Robbie Lawler on his eye gashing blow to Tiki.

"I'd like to thank Dariel pasta." -Phil Baroni.

"What I tell ya? Don't blink! It's just gonna be over quick." -Tito Ortiz

"You won't be UFC champion, but you will know pain." -Bas Rutten on defending his UFC championship.

''He will sleep brother.'' -Royce Gracie to his brother before winning over Ken Shamrock.

"To all those that thought I would lose... Fuck you!" -Wesley Correira earning his first UFC victory.

Defeat:
"They stopped it because of a cut." -Tiki Ghosen after a loss from a cut

"I've never been hit flush in the face before." -Manny Yarborough

"Things have become a little too virtual for me." -Paul Varelans

"I ain't no loser." -Gary Goodridge after a UFC loss

"Motherfucker." -Jason DeLucia gasped after being floored by Bas Rutten

"The japanese appreciate this samurai spirit stuff very much, the spirit of the warrior. They have great admiration for the guy that's standing there, in clear disadvantage, but doesn't give up and tries to win until the last second of the third round. And that's exactly what happened. It never crossed my mind to quit. Right through to the end, all I thought about was winning." -Antonio Nogueira on losing his championship fight.

"Without a broken hand and a broken foot, I'd hit him in the face." -Gerard Gordeau after losing to Royce Gracie. He broke his hand and foot fighting his previous two opponents in UFC 1

"Next time I fight Tito, I will deform his face." -Vanderlei Silva after losing to Tito Ortiz

Amusing:
"He choke me. I choke him!" -Keith Hackney

"I came to party in the octagon." -Cal Worsham.

"I'm here to release the beast." -Dan "The Beast" Severn.

"Yeah Pat! C'mon Pat!!! Put a whooping on that boy!" -Cal Worsham's cornermen during the fight he lost to Tank Abbott.

"Why you want to talk about theeese cheeecken! He is cheeecken!" -Wallid Ismail talking about his rival.

"If you're coming on, come on!" -Harold Howard before becoming one of the many losers of early UFC's.

"Sex anytime is a good thing." -Gary Goodridge.

"His gi will be totally red from his own blood." -Vanderlei Silva on fighting a certain opponent who wears a gi in the ring.

"Holy shit, your a tall mother fucker!" -Jeremy Horn upon noticing his opponents size. Jeremy still won however.

"I am against the war, but I agree with the american attack. Humanity is rotten, and only thru an earthquake, a tsunami or a war we can clean it up. The stench is everywhere. They are all the same." -Helio Gracie.

"Sometimes I became really aggressive, which was dangerous for my fellow villagers." -Igor Vovchanchyn

"Have you ever had your ass whooped on by a black man before? It hurts!" -Quinton Jackson

"Inside the ring Enson thinks outside the ring Enson's a pussy." -Enson Inoue

"But nothing hairy for El Guapo please." -Bas "El Guapo" Rutten

"Here is a quote is for you... striker18 is a six two 119lbs of alpha male and I am glad we are not in the same weight class and that I only weigh 80 more pounds trust me I met him at a keyboard warrior seminar and that guy is intense he is mean as hell and looking for a bowl of rice." -Vernon White on internet critics.

"I'll be back in about three minutes." -Robbie Lawler before defeating his opponent in under ninty seconds.

Fyodor
20-05-2010, 00:09
Erg leuk!

Hier nog eentje:

"BJ was hanging on his fathers nutsack, when I was fighting already!!" -Renzo Gracie

LemsterNL
20-05-2010, 00:58
die van cro cop, richt high kick hospital, left highkick cemetary, of zoiets :)

blackadder
20-05-2010, 01:48
It's gonna be a murderelazation, y'know?
I'm gonna crush that damn chipmunk.
I'm the best. I will be the best.
~ Brett Rogers over Alistair Overeem.

Justinian
20-05-2010, 08:21
"I thought he was tough guy"- Remco Pardoel na winst op Orlando Wiet ;)

wrestler_nl
20-05-2010, 14:08
Quotes on Fedor:

-"Fedor is the best pfp fighter in the world." - Randy Couture, UFC HW Champion

-"Fedor is the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world aside from bj Penn, those 2 are the best fighters in the world." - Rampage Jackson, UFC LHW Champion

-"It's FEDOR dude!" - Eric Pele

-"He is the BEST." - Mark Coleman, former UFC HW Champion and Pride GP Champion

-"The best in the world, no doubt." - Phil Baroni

-"Look, I've fought many people from around the world, so I've seen many strong fighters. But like him, never." - Renato Sobral

-"Fedor is on top now, it's hard to beat him now." - Pedro Rizzo

-"NOBODY wants to fight Fedor." - Wanderlei Silva, former Pride MW Champion and GP winner

-"Our great champion, he is the BEST in the world." - Josh Barnett, former UFC HW Champion and ADCC Champion

-"Fedor has no equals in Sambo or MMA." - Aleksander Mikhailin, 3-time World Judo Champion and Fedor's former training partner

-"Fedor would be absolutely great in K-1." - Ernesto Hoost, 4-time K-1 World Champion

-"Fedor has no weakness! I have seen so many fights, and even the best fighters in the world have a flaw in their game but I have yet to find one in Fedor Emelianenko." - Bas Rutten, former king of Pancrase and UFC HW Champion FSN

-"Probably the best ever lived....he's a living legend right now and I don't think there's a man on this planet who can beat him; the man is unreal. Pound for pound the best in the world." - Diego Sanchez, hooterandgreenway radio show

-"Fedor is my favorite." - BJ Penn, former UFC Welterweight Champion and BJJ world Champion, NWFS 7/9/06

-"Fedor is the most incredible fighter you'll ever see." - Frank Trigg

-"Fedor is pound-for-pound best in the world." - Shamada (Pride referee)

-"Fedor is a machine." - Don Frye

-"The best fighter to climb into ANY areana is Emelianenko fedor. He is in his own league and you can't compare nobody." - Kevin Randleman, former UFC HW Champion

-"Fedor is just too dominant, too good at punching people in the face. The way he punches people man he's trying to kill people, with both hands. He's in a whole different class by himself." - Brandon Vera

-"He is the best and undefeated... His striking game and his ground game is the best, so that's why he is the best... He is the sh*t " - Mark Hunt, K-1 World Champion

-"He's the total package; looks can be deceiving. He's incredibly strong, his hips are amazing, probably his best asset. Hard to hold down, hard to do anything with the guy.........shit he's just the best, that's why he's the best. He gets in position to throw the big bombs, he throws just as hard on the ground as he does on the feet. That's why he's the world Champion." - Mark Coleman

-"He's the fastest I've ever seen. Much faster than Mirko. And he's got a great reaction. Technically he may not have such a big advantage, but physically he is the fastest heavy guy in MMA history. He tries a punch, misses it, then immediately shoots again, Cro Cop for example didn't even see them coming. He must practise that a lot, because it's not easy to improvise that kind of thing. He is really with a good combination of styles, he can go from one art to the other, that's what makes him different." – Antonio Rodorigo Nogueira

-"He has a fast eye, good for counter-attacking. And in every fight he shows up with something new under his sleeve. Against Filipovic he used a great clinch-strike combo: he'd go for the uchi-mata, quickly following with a powerful hook." - Pedro Rizzo

Liddell: 'I'll fight anyone, Silva? Yeah sure, Quinton Jackson? Sure, Randy Couture? Sure'

Reporter: 'What about Fedor Emelianenko?'

Liddell: 'Well if I'll have to...I'll fight him...if I have to'

dietrik
20-05-2010, 16:48
To the death george, TO THE DEATH!-