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20-07-2005, 16:09
President Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world. He had them bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter,
and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five
years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could
get near. When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a
strange looking animal. It looked like a 9-foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that his dog
could possibly Last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the
cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and slowly
waddled over towards Osama's dog. When Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund, and it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of Osama's dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest and meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a
dachshund.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world. He had them bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter,
and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five
years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever
seen its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick and nobody could
get near. When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a
strange looking animal. It looked like a 9-foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that his dog
could possibly Last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the
cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and slowly
waddled over towards Osama's dog. When Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund, and it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of Osama's dog at all. Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest and meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a
dachshund.