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[Biiyen]

PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005

By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

[Silat]

tja

[Anonymous]

balen...

[MB667]

Tis geen stofwol, tis dat monstergeval van de 'fifth element'! Alleen dat geil wijf kan ons nog redden.

[Iwan]

Damn, dat zou zwaar fucked zijn.
In dat geval knijpt deze jongen er maar eens een paar jaartjes tussenuit naar een onbewoond eiland ofzo...

[Anonymous]

gelijk de binnenstad in om te plunderen... :lol:

[Ronald]

Tis geen stofwol, tis dat monstergeval van de 'fifth element'! Alleen dat geil wijf kan ons nog redden.
Mendo = kenner :lol:

[Biiyen]

hahahaha die collega keek ff een partijtje raar toen ik zijn zak MM's leegroofde en schreeuwde dat hij dood ging. Misschien was het beter geweest als ik hem eerst had verteld over die wolk enzo.

[Anonymous]

Het probleem is dat we zo vaak van deze onzin horen, dat we het straks niet meer geloven als er echt iets aan de hand is. :?

[Anonymous]

deze vond ik wel hilarious

The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

[Tsuki]

Iwan, ik kom vanavond niet trainen hoor ik lees net dat het allemaal toch geen zin meer heeft .............

[dokter flinstone]

ach,

Het ik een bericht van 8 dagen gelden. Het feit dat er nergens ter wereld iets over wordt gezegd op het nieuws bewijst dat het gewoon weer niet waar is of mindere gevolgen zal hebben.

[Dalgliesh]

Mooi zo, dan win ik de weddenschap dat ik 40 niet red.

[Anonymous]

PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005

By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

Wat is de bron van dit bericht?

[Mickey]

Hmmz.. Hopelijk een dikke Hoax..
Zoniet.. Tja. Weinig aan te doen.

Toch wel cool dat we het einde van de hele fokking Universe meemaken!
Vraag me alleen af: Zou het een pijnlijk einde zijn?

Stel je voor: Pure chaos om je heen! Tijd bestaat alleen nog vervormd..
Materie raakt compleet de wegkwijt en verwringt helemaal.
Sounds like hell to me..

Hadden die Maya's toch gelijk! ;)

En idd: LOL @ good news.. bad news..
En ook erg grappig: 1 juni 2004 om 9.15.
Zet het in je AGENDA!

[Mickey]

ach,
Het ik een bericht van 8 dagen gelden. Het feit dat er nergens ter wereld iets over wordt gezegd op het nieuws bewijst dat het gewoon weer niet waar is of mindere gevolgen zal hebben.

It's a Media Coverup man!
Om widespread panic te voorkomen..!
:twisted:

[Biiyen]

PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005

By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

Wat is de bron van dit bericht?

een link op www.geenstijl.nl . topic over een ramp met een boot op de westerschelde. ff zoeken dus.

[Biiyen]

Hmmz.. Hopelijk een dikke Hoax..
Zoniet.. Tja. Weinig aan te doen.

Toch wel cool dat we het einde van de hele fokking Universe meemaken!
Vraag me alleen af: Zou het een pijnlijk einde zijn?

Stel je voor: Pure chaos om je heen! Tijd bestaat alleen nog vervormd..
Materie raakt compleet de wegkwijt en verwringt helemaal.
Sounds like hell to me..

Hadden die Maya's toch gelijk! ;)

En idd: LOL @ good news.. bad news..
En ook erg grappig: 1 juni 2004 om 9.15.
Zet het in je AGENDA!

1 Juni 2014 is op een zondag, wel lullig hoor, kan dat niet op maandag verdomme? Of is het de ultieme afsluiter van een giga feest weekend.

[Mickey]

LMFAO!

Ok.. Voor de grap ff gegoogled:


I am confident that this is pure fiction being put forward by an unreliable source. Allow me to explain how I came to this conclusion.

The first thing that springs to mind when I clicked on the link provided is that it appears in the 'Entertainment News & Gossip' section. Not exactly coin of the realm when it comes to reliable, scientifically verifiable information.

The second thing is that no details are provided for this enigmatic Dr Albert Sherwinski. In the article, he is merely referred to as


quote: a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA

A cursory Google search turns up no trace of the good doctor, other than in this particular story. A search of the staff at both Harvard University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology both result in no listings for a Dr Albert Sherwinski.

The article then details how


quote: But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

Note once again that no details are given for these supposed contacts. The Chandra X-Ray Observatory Center is certainly real enough, but without contact details for Dr Sherwinski's contacts there, this part of the story is unverifiable.

However, the aspect of this story that really sinks it in terms of credibility is the part where it states


quote: contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid

There are two very obvious scientific errors in this statement. The first is that, although the X-Ray telescope utilised by the Chandra Observatory is powerful, it is ludicrous to believe that it could see an individual asteroid, however large, many tens of thousands of light years away. To illustrate, observe this photo taken by the Chandra Observatory of the supernova remnant Cassiopeia A, a mere 10 000 light years away from Earth:



Beautiful and impressive, but hardly able to focus on objects as small as individual asteroids.

The second error is the fact that the Chandra telescope is not a visible light telescope. So, unless the asteroid (which is, by definition, an inert piece of rock) suddenly and inexplicably released enormous amounts of X-Rays upon by eaten by the 'chaos cloud', there is no way that the telescope could have seen it, even accepting the ridiculous suggestion that it could penetrate the great distances involved to resolve anything as small as an asteroid. This page (http://chandra.harvard.edu/photo/false_color.html) gives an excellent rundown on how the Chandra X-Ray telescope records X-Ray images and uses false light to make important features more visible and striking.

Furthermore, given the uncertain variables involved, there is absolutely no way to determine an accurate arrival date for the 'chaos cloud', let alone a specific time. The article, for example, states that the cloud is moving


quote: close to the speed of light

However, the speed of light is approximately 186,282.4 miles per second (Reference). Thus any error in calculation or estimation is likely to alter the arrival time by hugely significant amounts. When you combine this with the fact that the actual distance to the centre of the Milky Way is still not precisely known - it ranges from 25 000 to 28 000 light years (Reference) - there is simply no way that an arrival date as accurate as that given in the article would be able to be accurately calculated.

It is also pertinent to note that the Chandra Observatory has already observed massive eruptions sourced by black holes and has readily made the information public. From the Chandra website:


quote: In its sixth year, Chandra also continued to build on its growing list of discoveries involving black holes. This included finding the most powerful eruption seen in the universe, generated by a supermassive black hole growing at a remarkable rate. The eruption -- which has lasted for 100 million years and is still going -- has generated the energy equivalent to hundreds of millions of gamma-ray bursts. This discovery illustrated the enormous appetite of large black holes, and the profound impact they have on their surroundings.

Given all of these pertinent facts, it can be reasonably stated that this article is a complete fabrication.

[Mickey]

Come on people, it's tabloid spoof news even more silly than The Onion.

Here's some fine WeeklyWierdoSpews examples:


NASA BUILDS WORLD'S BIGGEST PAPER AIRPLANE
IN A DESPERATE bid to capture the imagination of American taxpayers who keep the space agency in business, NASA has designed and built the world's biggest paper airplane, according to a watchdog group spokesman!

'OSAMA PROOF' YOUR COMPUTER
Here, from experts at Symantec and other computer-security pros, are some safety tips that can shield your system from computer invaders.

COMPANY TURNS DEAD BODIES INTO DIAMONDS!
CHICAGO -- Widows like Anna Nicole Smith can prove their love truly was "solid as a rock" when their rich geezer hubbies croak -- by having the old buzzard's corpse turned into a beautiful diamond ring!

LIGHTNING RODS YOU CAN WEAR
DENVER -- A maverick inventor has come up with an elaborate device designed to protect you from deadly lightning strikes, and he swears that it's safe because he's tested it repeatedly -- on himself!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/technology/

[rajuraket]

Mooi zo! dan hoef ik ook niet te stoppen met roken.... :idea:

[Dalgliesh]

Het zou wel zonde zijn als je het einde van de wereld niet kon meemaken!
Dat is volgens mij net zo mooi als het EK '88

[rajuraket]

Het zou wel zonde zijn als je het einde van de wereld niet kon meemaken!
Dat is volgens mij net zo mooi als het EK '88

Nu moet je kiezen tussen meemaken van einde van de wereld of je weddenschap verliezen.

[Paganstars]

Dus dit geeft zeg maar vrij brief om alle chickies te neuken?? :D:D :twisted:

[Jochem]

dit geeft de chickies ook een vrijbrief om je in je zakken te knallen als je met een lamme pickup line komt.

[Halfshot]

Het zou wel zonde zijn als je het einde van de wereld niet kon meemaken!
Dat is volgens mij net zo mooi als het EK '88

WK finale'06 Duitsland-Nederland 1-2 (in de verlenging Dennis Bergkamp ( ja Maart '06 heeft hij zich toch gemeld bij Marco)

En die resteerende 2,5 jaar kunnen mij gestolen worden.

[Anonymous]

Het zou wel zonde zijn als je het einde van de wereld niet kon meemaken!
Dat is volgens mij net zo mooi als het EK '88

WK finale'06 Duitsland-Nederland 1-2 (in de verlenging Dennis Bergkamp ( ja Maart '06 heeft hij zich toch gemeld bij Marco)

En die resteerende 2,5 jaar kunnen mij gestolen worden.

uhm 6+2.5= 14?