alles wat je ooit wilde weten

[chief108]

over Martial Arts maar niet durfde te vragen...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Martial_arts

[redjuh]

als hij nou president wordt, kan hij dat aan het leger leren, en hoeven ze ook geen wapens meer te maken!

[chief108]

die andere omschrijvingen zijn ook lollig.. :p

Explinations of the Common Types of Martial Arts


Kung Fu (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu)- A generic term for a majority of the Chinese martial arts. Many of these arts involve the emulation of animals. Many students of Pray Mantis spend years attempting to obtain the other 4 legs while students of Monkey Kung-fu tend to find themselves being carted off by men in white lab coats.
Tai chi (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Tai_chi&action=edit)- An unusual art that promises ultimate power from moving very slowly for many years. The drawback being that by the time you develop the ultimate power you are close to death anyway. Has been described as "just like standing still, only faster".
Shaq Fu (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Shaq_Fu&action=edit)- The art of bad basketball, Perfected by Master Shaq.
Aikido (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Aikido)- Origami with people.
TaeKwonDo (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=TaeKwonDo&action=edit)- Known commonly as "The Do", TaeKwonDo is the most marketed of the martial arts and relies on its followers having the flexibility of a professional ballet dancer.
Judo (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Judo&action=edit) (ジュー道) literally the "Way of the Jew"
Jew Jitsu (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Jew_Jitsu&action=edit)- People who fold your laundry for you----while you are still wearing it.
Ninjutsu (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Ninjutsu&action=edit)- The art of being confused and sneaking around in your pajamas.
Karate (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Karate)- The primary purpose of this art is the destruction of wood and other natural products. Most Karate styles have a placing on Green Peace's most wanted list. This art will be outlawed by most countries by the turn of the century. Karate people enjoy pain, this is shown by their habit of fighting with their fists on their hips.
Kendo (http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Kendo&action=edit)- A strange and unusual past-time involving hitting each other with sticks and making in-human sounds. Could be a cult??
Lamb chops (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lamb_chops)- The prominent martial art of the lamb which finally gives them an edge over the sheep dog
Soccer Hooliganism (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soccer_hooligan)- Don't piss these guys off
Chinese Driving (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Driving)- A new martial art that has become popular in drag racing rings
Break Dancing (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Break_dancing)- The fake martial arts, for people who can't dance
Wang Fu (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Penis)- Is any more explination really needed?
Chuck Norris (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris)- The martial art of the Roundhouse Kick, and total ownage
Sumo (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sumo)- Excessively fat people wrestling
UberKilling (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UberKilling)
Lunch lady martial arts (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lunch_lady_martial_arts)
Malm Fu (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Malm_Fu)

[shakie]

Whahahah ok dan...grappig :)

[De man van 14K]

Chuck Norris- The martial art of the Roundhouse Kick, and total ownage
Judo (ジュー道) literally the "Way of the Jew"
Jew Jitsu- People who fold your laundry for you----while you are still wearing it.

hahahahah