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01-09-2007, 19:10
* Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
* Don’t wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
* Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
* Keep honking, I’m reloading
* He who laughs last thinks slowest
* Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
* You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
* You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
* Your College Sucks
* I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
* The Earth Is Full - Go Home
* As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
* My kid had sex with your honor student.
* Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!
* I is a college student
* I souport publik edekasion
* If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
* You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
* Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
* Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
* Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
“Just who do you think you are?”
* When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
* Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!!
* STUPIDITY should be Painful
* This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
* Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
* Lord save me from your followers.
* Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
* Atheism is a non-profit organization.
* And on the 8th day, God sobered up.
* The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
* I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
* It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
* I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
* Don’t wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
* Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
* Keep honking, I’m reloading
* He who laughs last thinks slowest
* Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
* You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
* You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
* Your College Sucks
* I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
* The Earth Is Full - Go Home
* As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
* My kid had sex with your honor student.
* Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an IDIOT!
* I is a college student
* I souport publik edekasion
* If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
* You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
* I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
* Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
* Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
* Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
“Just who do you think you are?”
* When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
* Hire the Handicapped…Were fun to watch!!
* STUPIDITY should be Painful
* This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
* Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
* Lord save me from your followers.
* Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
* Atheism is a non-profit organization.
* And on the 8th day, God sobered up.
* The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
* I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
* It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
* I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.