chief108
04-10-2008, 01:06
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Norte stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than$5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than$5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.