Pass the guard, now!!

[bquiroga]

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

[chief108]

LOL....

[Tsuki]

OWNED .............................

[Iwan]

Gewoon alsnog die guard passeren en een keiharde knee on the belly maken!
Loopt alles er alsnog uit...

[Paganstars]

FALCON PUNCH!!!