The Ultimate Fighter season 5: quotes...

Ik volg seizoen 5 ook en het is echt een topshow. Net zat ik ff te kijken op de site en vond er een aantal geweldige quotes :thup:

BJ Penn en Andy Wang
BJ: "You Promise you'll take him down?"
Andy Wang: "I promise."

BJ Penn tijdens de eerste aflevering
"Any of you know for a fact that you want to be on my team and give me 100% and know that you don't want anything to do with Jens Pulver's team...raise your hand."

Vervolgens:

"5,6,7,8,9...(slight smile)...10..okay, I can only take 8 of you."

Manny
Manny: "Who wrote that!!!!!!!? Who wrote that?!?!?! I'll kick his azz!!!!!ARGGGGGHHHH!!!!!"
Rob: "I wrote it."
Manny: "Oh hey dude.(shakes hand)"

Tony DeSouza
"You're more worried about getting tubes stuck up your a$$ than you are worried about training."

BJ Penn
"whats a clonic?"

Vul gerust aan :D

Haha :thup:

Er komen er vast nog wel een paar

Corey Hill
"This is my home, this is my zone... nobody comes into my home or my zone"

BJ Penn tijdens de partij van Andy Wang
"Andy take him down...let's go!!! Come on Andy!!!"

Na dit een keer of honderd te hebben gezegd...
"It's a waste of time to tell him..."

Tijdens het interview
*Immiteert lachend het gehuil van Andy* "wheeeeeeeee wheeeeeeee, are you kiddin'?"

Ken em niet woord voor woord, maar Dana White na de partij van Nate Diaz:
This was the best fight ever on the TUF series!! :D

BJ Penn
"Gabe comes to me and he's like: I'll take on Weems (laughs) and then I start to think, I'm like, what, you take on Weems?! And he's like 'somebody's got to do it, he's gonna get his ass kicked sooner or later'"

Corey tegen Gabe:

"I hope we go first round head 2 head, toe 2 toe and phuck eachother up WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

reactie Diaz van tekst op de muur:

"Ha! Ha! Ha! it was a joke....you know...... that shit ain't funny to me"


reactie Diaz als die Corey weer eens leip wordt :

"We've got a crazy team....our team is just all around crazy....Corey..he's crazy as a *beep*...he's just yellin' all the time...going nuts all over the place...I can't stop laughing when that happens".


Reactie Jens Pulver een paar seconden later op diezelfde uitbarsting:

"That's right...they don't know what you gave up...what you sacrifized....*knipoog*...right!"


Matt over Gabe:

"Uhhm you know....he's a pig that's 22 pounds over...makin' our team look terrible..."

"Gabe has nothing better to do than yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap" (met dat handje erbij)


Instructies BJ Penn aan Emerson op het briefje :thup: :

"They've got control of this and they're just gonna keep on tryna pick off our weak guys this so i figure uhhh this next pick.....let's really make it the pick we want to happen....you know"

"So it was decided that Emerson would call out Corey....

The exact words on the note that I told Emerson to say was:

' Corey pick me! you f-ing *beep(pussy)* you f-ing coward! ' :lol: :lol:


Matt's commentaar op de overdreven reactie van Manny (tekst op de muur)

"It's a sad day for humans" :lol:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Justinian

Corey Hill
"This is my home, this is my zone... nobody comes into my home or my zone"

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geweldige scene is dat...
instant classic :lol:

BJ Penn:
"Is this Jackass or The Ultimate Fighter?"

Brian Gareghty over Gabe Ruediger
"Gabe I've got the perfect show for you: celebrity fit club man, you'll do awesome!"

Jens Pulver over Gabe Ruediger
"Fat boy, fat kid, lazy guy, whatever Ruediger, he came here to get some TV time, well you got it. Hopefully you got a sponsorship from Burgerboy, Donut World, somethin' who knows?"

Gabe 'dramaqueen' Ruediger
*huilend* "B... pull me back in... I can do it..."

Corey Hill
*checkt z'n gewicht en ziet dat hij op 155 zit en dus goed zit*
"I feel like a man who weighs 155, so I'm feelin' pretty goooooooood, feelin' greeeeeaaaaat, awesome, awesome, awesome. Lovely day, birds flyin', winds bre... well I didn't see no birds flyin', but the wind is nice and breazy, terrific awesome day..."

Gray Maynard en Gabe Ruediger, in de bus, nadat is besloten dat Gabe het tegen Corey op moet nemen
Gray: "So what's the plan?"
Gabe: " Well I think I am going to start with leg kicks, he's got these tiny little legs, I looked into his eyes at the weigh in and I could tell, he's afraid."
Gray: "uhhhhh.......okay. I uhhhhhhh meant about your weight."

Deze vond ik ook lache

Maynard over ruediger: Aaaah like in a deadbed voice i can still do it
i can still do it.

Tony heeft Noah zojuist een aantal keren laten kloppen en Noah is pissed.
Tony: "Don't talk sh*t! I'll get on you... I'll get on you again if you ff.. keep talking sh*t!:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Justinian

Corey Hill
*checkt z'n gewicht en ziet dat hij op 155 zit en dus goed zit*
"I feel like a man who weighs 155, so I'm feelin' pretty goooooooood, feelin' greeeeeaaaaat, awesome, awesome, awesome. Lovely day, birds flyin', winds bre... well I didn't see no birds flyin', but the wind is nice and breazy, terrific awesome day..."

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hehehe hij is funny