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    You must spread reps voor de tetten in Nosfer's avatar !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromios View Post
    Hij zet het nu in off-topic en niet meer in MMA.

    En je kan er nog om lachen ook.
    hij heeft een nieuwe hobby gevonden de vorige keer had hij allemaal memes gepost die zogenaamd grappig moesten zijn.

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    Default Propaganda,The Rise of Isis. The Osama Bin Laden circus and CNN. Putin the “bad” Wolf


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    Waarom niet al deze links posten in dezelfde draad. Nu wordt de OffTopic een soort conspiracy theorie post plaats voor 1 lid. Mods?

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    Default I just solved the world’s biggest problem. No more wars. No more poverty.


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    Quote from the blog I just solved the world biggest problem.

    North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-il stops the demilitarize zone and admits having a bisexual relationship with Dennis Rodmann

    Putin from Russia becomes a Buddhist monk in Thailand which he's always have dreamed of doing. He keeps seeing Germans Angela Merkel for meditation sessions

    Benjamin Netanyahu admits he is a transgender and he teams up with Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh and the Pope and all mutually agree that Palestine and Israel are now called the land of peace, no more Israel or Palestine, just the land of peace.

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    Default Irritant people, Gay people, Smelly people....

    http://basboon.blogspot.com/2014/11/...ly-people.html

    Quote"Fat people

    Personally I have no problem if somebody wants to eat himself to death. But as always others people habits and addictions become the problems of others who are trying to live a normal live. For example try to sit in a close compartment like I lately did in a train (or plane) and some kind of blubber from apparently “another planet” is squeezing you into a small no man’s land space when” it “sit down right next to you. The smell is terrible an odor of rotten fish lying for weeks dead in the sun with rotten eggs is surrounding and suffocating you. Then there is this huge head sticking straight on the shoulders as the neck disappeared in a maze of human blubber. All the skin that's left over from this “human” falls over each other and it is wet with transpiration and of course the air-co in the train just happen to be not working for this day. To make things worse the human blob takes of his shoes and socks with holes in it releasing another poisonous gas attack stench destroying the last bit of breathable air what was left in the rain. The toe cheese literally can be seen through the holes in the socks that looks like mini garbage bags and little chunks of this glued together cheese chunks are falling out from the holes of his socks on the floor. The stench is now everywhere and some people try to escape, but the space is small and the toilet has permanently three people inside that are trying to escape the onslaught of disgusting odor, we are all trapped. Food is served and now I managed to put earplugs in my nose and try to breathe through my mouth. It is only the beginning, dinner is served and the human blob has three special plastic containers brought with him with, herring and onions, spicy Indian food and a garlic cold Sea Eel with unions ( quite healthy, but not very air friendly food combinations). And sadly the trip takes five hours, I blindfolded myself and asked for an extra pair of earplugs and I continue my trip blindfolded with two ear plugs in my nose two ear plugs in my ears and covered eyes. I find a few books to use as a pillar to try and protect me being suffocated by the fat man. I found half of a lifesaving sleeping pill which I took and this knocked me out for four hours when I woke up I found out I was the only person left with the blob snoring next to me. The book wall I made fell apart and I had to put in some effort to release myself from the surrounding human fat blob. Apparently a woman was fed-up with the unbearable stench and she sprayed perfume all over and around the sleeping fat man. For a minute the people in the train compartment literally applauded for the brave woman. Apparently the situation escalated just after the woman sprayed perfume on the fat blob, just 10 seconds later he fell over to the my side destroying my improvised lifesaving book pillar and started leaning half on me / over me ( I was out from the sleeping pill but heard the story later from the a passenger). Because the whole mountain of human blob shifted to my side his huge fat ass was lifted a little bit resulting in huge loud record breaking farts being unleashed in the already tortured little space, producing a smell mixture of dead eel with molted garlic, union and the herring apparently all of these wretched ingredients had a chemical reaction with the spicy Indian food. Which resulted in people becoming physically ill. When I woke up it looked surrealistic as the first thing I saw looked like a maze of blob with jungle hair, it was the fat mans armpit in my face while he was trying to reach for the air-co button above him. The air-co button finally squashed and broke down under the pressure of its huge triple X sausage things called fingers, This armpit thing is 10 cm from my face, In thought I saved myself filling up my nostrils but for the first time I smelled rotten sewer through my mouth."

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    Default CNN Lies.ISIS Propaganda.EBOLA,Birth Flu


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    Adele, you were so right to not participate in the Geldof scam.

    But hey what a creative idea, I send this to Geldof to inspire him for writing another EBOLA song.

    Chorus:
    We have the Cure, we have the cure, we have the cure for every hemorrhoid bleeding Ebola case.
    Vaccinations make the world a better place.

    There are people bleeding and dying all over the place.
    Please donate money so we can help the human race.
    Ebola arrived in the US killing a nurse in agony.
    Please donate money so we can change human destiny.

    We have the Cure, we have the cure, we have the cure for every hemorrhoid bleeding Ebola case.
    Vaccinations make the world a better place.

    Ebola causing Diarrhea,Vomit, Fever, Bleeding's and Flu, you better donate your money so the government can help you.
    No need to panic just a man made pandemic, donate, donate, donate.
    Trust us, we spend your donations wisely rewarding our CDC executives with a huge bonus.

    We have the Cure, we have the cure, we have the cure for every hemorrhoid bleeding Ebola case. Vaccinations make the world a better place.

    Developing a vaccine now to help mankind from extinction.
    Side effects such as Vomiting, Diarrhea, fever and bleeding's from our patented vaccination, is a small price for salvation.
    If you die from choking in your own vomit, that is not our intention as we can not make profit.
    We want you alive and sick paying for our medicine for years to come keeping you hardly alive on our patent medicine making you blind and dumb.

    We have the Cure, we have the cure, we have the cure for every hemorrhoid bleeding Ebola/ Virus case. Vaccinations make the world a better place.

    Three thousand US military troops land on Liberian soil, they are going to fight EBOLA with guns and grenades, but their true intention is nicking the oil.

    Buy my other records and remember my face. I might publish a book and live off your money in great health, free of vaccinations in a beautiful exotic place.

    source: http://basboon.blogspot.com/2014/11/...birth-flu.html

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    Coole plaatjes




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    Birth flu? Wat is dat?

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    forgot to take your meds again bas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackadder View Post
    Birth flu? Wat is dat?
    speciaal soort nieuw virus, is in de maak.

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    Gelukkig aangeboren immuniteit toch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackadder View Post
    Birth flu? Wat is dat?
    gekke varkens koorts... wat ze bij IS ook allemaal hebben

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    Jesus the miracle machine ran out of steam at the wrong moment!

    Ok I am drifting away from the subject. Jesus was performing all these miracles to help the poor and gain more supporters. When Jesus was asked by the high priest to give him proof that he was the son of god Jesus could produce a few words while just 30 minutes before he gave a soldier back his ear? What about resurrecting Lazarus and helping all those poor people with one miracle after the other? I mean common the Romans ask for rain as the city needs water. Their water aqueducts gave water to the city and they had a very dry season. Jesus changed water into wine, walked on water but now a Roman asked for proof of a miracle by helping peasants to get much needed water in the city and Jesus’s miracle machine refuses to perform? That’s very bad timing and not smart of Jesus. I mean he could have had the whole Roman empire and the high priest cult follow him if he just let it rain and do what the Romans were asking. When the Romans did not ask for anything he gave that soldier his ear back, makes no sense? Jesus changed water into wine, why start throwing tables to the floor with money instead of changing the money into water ( which was needed ).

    So many water miracles performed. Moses ( book of exodus chapter 13:17. 14:29 ) even split open the whole red sea for the Israelite's to escape. These are all water miracles. Genesis 7:4 God to Noah ( btw Noah was also known as another notorious drunk so he might misunderstood God a “little”, for me its more a miracle how we trust all those stories of drunken people from those so called holy books ?): Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made" ( God hated animals as well, they also did not prayed enough to him) I mean no problem for God to send some rain for making all the Romans and high priest believe in his son to be the new messiah. But no, when the high priest and the Romans were asking for a sign, nothing happened! I guess the most mysterious way how God is acting is with his own son, damn, did he take the piss?

    more : http://basboon.blogspot.com/2014/11/...nd-jesuss.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackadder View Post
    Birth flu? Wat is dat?
    Dat krijg je als een H1H1 vogelgriep vogel in de kont vliegt van een varku met schwein flu,nieuwe strain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basboon View Post
    Dat krijg je als een H1H1 vogelgriep vogel in de kont vliegt van een varku met schwein flu,nieuwe strain.

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    Default Breaking News. High Alert New BS1 Ultra Deadly Flu Strain is out.


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    Breaking News. High Alert New BS1 Ultra Deadly Flu Strain is out.

    A whistle-blower from the CDC came forward with shocking news. They have witnessed through surveillance cameras the escape of an H1N1 infected bird flu that accidentally flied in the ass of a swine who had swine flu. This new strain is called BS1 (Bird swine 1) and it is highly contagious for humans.
    When you have the following symptoms run to the next quarantine zone and have your vaccination ( they have been working on this horrific scenario for decades).
    1. Smelly breath.
    2. Make funny noises after you eat pork.
    3. Bad/ blurred vision.
    More common symptoms are, fever, vomiting, diarrhea, dehydration, chills, hemorrhoids, thyroid problems, aches, pains, stuffy up noose, phlegm, blurred vision, sneezing and bad urine smell.

    If you have any of these signs it’s 90% sure you have the BS1 Flu. Some conspiracy theorists have said the birds were deliberately put in the ass of a swine with swine flu which is entirely possible. Other reports are that the BS stands for Bull Shit virus and not bird/swine virus. Taking the vaccinations does make your wallet lighter as only 50% of the cost is covered by health insurance. You have to take 6 shots for 1 year each shot after a period of two months. Every week you need a colon inspection with an endoscope. This colon research is mandatory as they did find 4 birds now with shit on their head from the intestines of humans ( there have been cases in Africa were tribes eat raw birds as it pleases the Gods)

    Beware of the following side effects after you had your vaccination.:

    1. Smelly breath
    2. take notice if you make funny noises after you eat pork. snorting etc.
    3. Bad vision

    Further side effects are fever, vomiting, diarrhea, dehydration, chills, hemorrhoids, thyroid problems, congestion, slime, bad sight, sneezing and bad urine smell, anal leakage, blood in urine, bleeding out of your eyes and ears and dead.

    What to do to avoid the BS1. Avoid birds with shit on their heads also avoid birds that smell like shit and pigs with feathers sticking out of their ass. If you encounter these sorts of animals in the above mentioned condition please report to the CDC immediately. Wear an umbrella at all times as the BS1 bird crap is highly contagious. Do not have sex with any swine with feathers sticking out of their ass.
    All of man kind is holding its breath as there is a possibility that a swine with swine flu with a H1N1 bird up his ass would eat a human Ebola victim, this is the ultimate nightmare and we better be prepared.

    I am educating myself regarding many of these subjects I am writing about. I use humor because my philosophy in life is to not take myself too seriously. When researching these major issues and learning about this it can be pretty daunting. The corruption runs so deep in so many different areas. Take note. The conspiracy theory is exactly on the opposite side. The official story brought by the media is the conspiracy and not the other way around......

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    Default Reincarnation, Hindu, Muslim, Christianity, Buddhism.

    A documentary maybe that's not too much to ask “God”. I mean you had humans write all those holy BOOKS, the bible, the old testament, the Quran ( 2000 and 1500 years ago), why not take a modern approach and make God’s documentary. I promise you God you’d get a lot more followers and you will feel way more superior than ever have before. You can have a Facebook and twitter account and you would have ten billion likes. People love likes they really take likes seriously. Humans look for likes on their smartphones and you would bombard them with divine messages every 5 seconds with that many followers. Humans also by like for status and ego, but I can honestly suggest that you do not spend any money in your case, just preform a few miracles and the few doubters who are left will become likers. To speed things up for you I would suggest to make a deal with Zuckerberg the owner of Facebook, he has a shiz load of information on people so let him advertise on your page in exchange for information ( don't pay like the CIA or NASA, you are in a superior, divine position).

    Read More:

    http://basboon.blogspot.com/2014/11/...istianity.html

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    Default Holocaust ordered by God?, Spaghetti bible, Human Reich & the Torah.

    http://basboon.blogspot.com/2014/11/...spaghetti.html

    Quote: Quote from the new discovered “moon” BOOK chapter Human Reich 11:11 “You will put the Jews to sleep to never wake up and they have to burn, their corpses will burn forever in flames”. So Adolf orders to build these special ovens and showers with the use of Zyclon B gas and started gassing these Jews and then puts them in to ovens ,he knows he is doing God’s work. Goebels, Hitler’s propaganda chief is taking the text literally from the new found ‘old” Human Reich book ( or he might have written the book himself and gave it an old book look, just to speed up their agenda)

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    Default God” loves pedophiles, Hells Angels, Yusuf Estes hates Shakespeare

    Version 1:
    Jack and Jill went up the hill and had a lot of fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

    Version BBsays:

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, chased by a rapist who wants to kill.
    God in need for sacrifice, so pastors deeds are justified.
    Gods friends waiting in line. Sex with child is divine,
    Taking turns raping a child, Gods ways are lustful and wild.

    Up Jack got with sore butt, tries to run faster.
    Just ending up in bed giving head to another pastor.

    Then Jill came in and she saw the sin.
    The scene is odd, cock in mouth ordered by God. ..

    Cock deep in throat causing Jack to choke.
    Jill wants to tell, but god threats with hell.

    Jack dies from pain and lawyer’s know who’s to blame,
    Jack was ill, it was Gods will.
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    Jill prays to God’s, justice she demands, Gods says no,
    God loves porn on his command.

    Jill went to court for jack, to get some justice back,
    she told about the chase, but God’s MONEY will settle any case.

    In heaven finally, peace eternally. For Jack not nice, nope not paradise.
    Fucked forever in time, penetrated by Gods cock which is divine.

    read more: http://basboon.blogspot.com/2014/12/...els-yusuf.html

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