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    Talking Borat quotes (alvast lekker maken voor morgen)

    * My wife she is dead…she die in the field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.

    —Making conversation at a formal lunch

    * I had a good shit.

    —After relieving himself at the same lunch.

    * To make love? To have the sex?

    —Questioning a lunch guest

    * This one I have to pay money for, but she worth it! Wow wow wee waa!

    —Introducing one of his many lady friends from the Best of Borat

    * This my friend Mari. I come here for massage and, how you say? Hand relief. Every Thursday, he clean my hole.

    —At the Buitcha Water Spa in “Almaty”

    “Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party”



    * I like sex.

    —Signing off from his home in Kazakhstan. A direct Mahir quote.

    * Borat “Everyone say it rain down like, how you say…?” Lady “Cats and dogs?” Borat “Piss!”

    —Talking to guests at the Henley Regatta

    * May I ask you are a man who does with another man?

    —A question posed to a man attending the Henley Regatta

    * Mow the fucking Bucks!

    —Cheering on a team at the Henley Regatta

    * Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.

    —Commenting on English hunting

    * You have big bollocks? Can I touch them?

    —Interviewing an English hunter

    * You think maybe Blair is a man who take off his clothes and let his khram go hard and put in a man’s bottom?

    —Interviewing a protester

    * Can you do a dirt in there?

    —Pointing to a urinal

    * And Gypsies, can they play or is best to keep them away?

    —Questioning a bowls club manager.

    * She must be tight, like a man’s anus.

    —Detailing his requirements for his ideal partner.

    * But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!

    —Speaking with Jenny Noel from Great Expectations Dating Agency

    * I love a baseball, do you love a baseballs?

    —At a Savannah Sand Gnats baseball game, speaking to the crowd


    * Is nice… Is a good, but I have… seen bigger.

    —Speaking with a man on the street about his penis, after touching it

    * She was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.

    —Speaking with singer and country musician Porter Wagoner about his sister while asking for song ideas

    * He will say many bad things, but that is because he is a liar.

    —In response to an employment adviser asking what his former boss would say about him

    * Last night, me and my wife, we have sex.

    —Speaking to members at a formal dinner

    * My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?

    —Speaking to an estate agent, who promptly informed him that it’s possible, although anyone purchasing property in the area would be quite well off.

    * I make a smell. It smell like a shit.

    — Commenting on his flatulence at a formal Southern dinner.

    * Can I buy you?

    — Directed towards an elderly employee at a recreation of a slave plantation.

    * If you vote for him he will make sure you and your family have a good years. If you do not… you will be sorry.

    — Trying to convince an elderly woman to vote for James Broadwater for U.S. Congress.

    * In Kazakhstan we say man who has never killed a man is like man with no khram.

    — Khram is a slang term for testicles or penis.

    * Can I put a camera in the lady toilet?

    — Asking questions at a job interview.

    * Why Not?

    — Repeated many times during interviews.

    * We want to speak with someone who can vote.

    — Talking to a woman while campaining with James Broadwater.

    * Yes, I have been in a movie Dirty Jew. I play the one who eh… the hero, the one who shot him.

    — At a television audition.

    * I am big like can of Pepsi.

    — In reference to his penis.

    * You remind me my wife… why you laugh? She dead.

    — Speaking with a woman at a meet-a-date roundtable.

    * Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest.

    — Introduction to the MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs).

    * That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away.

    — Following Madonna at the MTV EMAs.

    * Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls.

    — Introducing Pussy Cat Dolls at the MTV EMAs.

    * There is one singer called Shakira… sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, ‘Can I touch your shakira?’ or ‘I have seen your wife’s shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.

    — Introducing Gorillaz at the MTV EMAs.

    * My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens.” “If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira.

    — At the MTV EMA press conference.

    * To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes.

    — To conclude the MTV EMAs.
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    ik ga vanavond zeker weten naar de bios

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