10) Flatliner
Beware of ANYTHING with tabasco sauce. Put some hair on your best friends' chests with this one. They'll be burning for hours while you laugh in the corner.
- ¾ oz. Jigger Sambuca
- ¾ oz. shot Gold Tequila
- 3 dashes of Tabasco sauce
9) Cement Mixer
Again, it's not so much the taste, but the consistency with this one. The lime juice makes the Bailey's curdle, turning into a booger-like consistency.
- ¾ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
- ¾ oz. Lime Juice
Swish around in mouth then attempt to drink.
8) Motor Oil
It's the type of drink that's sure to make you wonder what you just drank and why you did it. It's got a taste of everything, but nothing that should ever be mixed together. Definitely one for your worst enemy.
- 1 oz. Jagermeisteer Herbal Liqueur
- ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps
- ½ oz. Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
- ½ oz Malibu Coconut Rum
7) The Eggermeister
This is a manly version of a Jaegerbomb that is acceptable for males to drink out in the wild. They probably just won't like it.
- 1 ½ oz. Jaegermeister
- One pickled egg (common in most bars)
- One highball glass
Place shot in highball, and then place pickled egg in. The nastiness comes from having to hold the Jaeger in your mouth as you chew the rubbery, pickled egg.
6) Prarie Oyster
Looking for a little protein and/or chicken fetus in your drink? Well this is the shot for you!
- 1½ oz. Room Temperature Bourbon
- 1 Raw Egg
- 1 dash Tabasco
Place shot of Bourbon into rocks glass, then crack egg into glass (do not stir). Sprinkle Tabasco on top and enjoy! May want garbage can near by for any "reversals" that could occur.
5) The Holocaust
A lot of prep work goes into this shot, and microwaves are needed as well.
- 1 oz. of Vodka
- One Squirt of Hot Mustard
- ½ oz. of Sauerkraut Juice
Mix sauerkraut and vodka, microwave for 10 seconds, squirt in mustard and drink. Or don't, because it really sucks.
4) New Jersey Turnpike
This shot must occur in a bar; preferably at the end of the night at the scummiest one you find.
Take the bar mat and squeeze into a shot glass. Top with what you can squeeze out of the bar rag. Then go get a hepititus shot. Note, if you sprinkle Parmasean Cheese on this shot, it turns into a whole other shot entitled "Dirty Panties" which is equally gross.
3) Smoker's Cough
The general consensus of the Campus Squeeze staff is that consistency-wise, this is the worst shot ever created, and also the most appropriately named.
- 1½ oz. Jagermeister
- One dollop of warm Mayonnaise
Fill shot with Jager, scoop in a heaping dollop of Mayo, and try not to puke, has been known to make people stop smoking for good.
2) Hot Mexican Hooker
Again, we here at Campus Squeeze all agree that this shot is the second-worst ever created, and also the second most appropriately named.
- 1 oz. Jose Cuervo
- ½ oz. of Tabasco Sauce
- One large splash of Tuna Fish Juice
Fill shot with Cuervo and tabasco then fill to the brim with tuna fish juice. Not for the faint of heart. You may want to always keep a can of tuna in your pocket solely to make this shot for your friends.
1) The Tapeworm
A very well rounded shot, the Tapeworm really would be a super burden for your digestive track, but at least you can puke this Tapeworm out.
- 1 oz. Vodka
- ½ oz. Tobasco
- Pepper
- Small Portion of Mayonaise
Add in liquids, sprinkle with pepper, then top the shot class with a thin layer of mayonaise. Once you poke through the layer of mayo, you get a glorious blast of vile liquid and you will probably feel symptoms associated with real tapeworms: abdominal discomfort, diarrhea, loss of appetite. Really, don't try this shot.
Als ze praten gaat het goed, als ze haten gaat het beter.
Don't get your hopes up, I'm just the wingman..
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