Praten met volslagen strangers

[rafi]

Echt een site die je even moet checken: http://omegle.com/

Je chat er met een willekeurig iemand en je komt de meeste gekke mensen tegen(althans zo doen ze zich voor), van braziliaanse chicks die cybersex willen tot no-life finnen. Best leuk als je even niks te doen heb voor wat tijd verdrijf

Ik zou zeggen heb je een leuk gesprek, laat ons hier dan mee genieten
Hier mijn convo met een of andere gestoorde kerel:
Stranger: oi
You: Hoi hoi
Stranger: asl?
You: nl?
Stranger: ?
You: where you from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: want cyber sex?
You: ye sure, why not
Stranger: what u can do to me?
You: everything you wish baby
Stranger: put your penis out of your pants and imagine that im licking it :9
Stranger: everybody says that im like beyonce
Stranger: tell me when its hard for u imagine that im up to it in your chair
Stranger: up and down with my vagina and your penis inside me
Stranger: slowly then faster
Stranger: you are kissing me romatic
Stranger: tongue with tongue
Stranger: im naked and you too
Stranger: your picking me to bed
You: what were doing on the bed?
Stranger: and you lay in bed
Stranger: your penis is still in me
Stranger: and i make a fast movement up and down
Stranger: what it fells like?
You: godlike!
Stranger: hit me with your penis
Stranger: in my ass
Stranger: lick my tits
Stranger: and i will massage your penis with my tits
Stranger: kiss me in a sexy way
Stranger: then the dog position in a table next to the bed
Stranger: im layed and you stand up
Stranger: now imagine what u were going to do with me ill be your slave
Stranger: you order me
Stranger: am i doing good?
You: could be better
Stranger:
You: well, gotta go. only thing i wanted to say is that your ONE SICK MINDED FUCK
You: baba

[poNji]

Al die turds zijn uit Brazil!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Baby
You: I'm hot just like an oven
Stranger: me too
You: I need some lovin.
You: And baby
Stranger: asl?
You: Fail.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: hi
You: can you read this?
Stranger: hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: haha, yeye
You: hellooooooo?
Stranger: very funny!
You: GOD I HATE ARROGANT PIECES OF SHIT
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai!
Stranger: Yes?
You: No
Stranger: YES
You: NO
Stranger: YES
You: I jizzed in my pants
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
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[Jochem]

right... leuk... jezelf voordoen als homo en naar homo-erotische fantasieën luisteren. Uhm... ik haak ff af bij deze als je het niet erg vind. have fun though...

[B3 lik3 M3]

Al die turds zijn uit Brazil!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Baby
You: I'm hot just like an oven
Stranger: me too
You: I need some lovin.
You: And baby
Stranger: asl?
You: Fail.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: hi
You: can you read this?
Stranger: hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: haha, yeye
You: hellooooooo?
Stranger: very funny! http://forum.l2inc.eu/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif
You: GOD I HATE ARROGANT PIECES OF SHIT
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai!
Stranger: Yes?
You: No
Stranger: YES
You: NO
Stranger: YES
You: I jizzed in my pants
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ............……,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘…………..
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……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|……………
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I Lol'd

[aliendwurf]

Ghehe, nice.

[biggz]

http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nic...ge_id=98721246

Iemand check deze foto is..
ik kan niet open zit op werk

[Paganstars]

FAP FAP.... BTW I Lol'd

[chief108]

[A.F.]

lolzilla...

kga me er ook aan wagen,....

denk dat dit ook wel wat voor Roy S is.... die kan ook wel wat gekke gesprekkies voeren...

[chief108]

[BBC]

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: no need for asl

Stranger: what's that?

You: age - sex - location

You: it's what everybody lies about on the net

Stranger: yeah, maybe

You: so let's say I'm a 30 year old submarine captain from Gdansk

You: nuclear sub

You: you?

Stranger: i'm 20 from china

Stranger: and it's true

You: are you opressed?

You: will you go to jail if you say yes?

You: do you like chinese food?

Stranger: i'm sorry, but what does it mean?

Stranger: of course

You: i see

Stranger: how about u

You: you can't really talk freely

Stranger: well, i'm sorry,and try my best

You: In my submarine I'm the boss

Stranger: cool

Stranger: you work in the sea

You: we sometimes go really near the chinese coast to take pictures

You: Should i email you some of them?

Stranger: wow....

Stranger: sure

You: You have a lot to learn about living in a totalitarian regime my chinese friend...

[Paganstars]

ROFLOLCOPTER!

[BBC]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

You: what's up?

You: democracy, good thing or bad thing?

Stranger: ...

You: i'm thinking...good

Stranger: Can you understand 你哪国的

You: yes, it means KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!!!!!!

Stranger: No, It's Chinese

Stranger: Okay, I can see you r not Chinese

You: yes, i think I ordered it once

You: don't hold it against me

Stranger: Finally

You: there's a lot of u guys

Stranger: Why ask democracy problem

Stranger: quite a lot

You: I start every dicussion on a very, very base level

Connection imploded.

[BBC]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 35, m, usa

You: prison

Stranger: really

Stranger: u wanna fuck?

You: not reallyt, it hurts

Stranger: ?

Stranger: i am comfortable love

You: sex is not much fun in prison

Stranger: it is cos its fun

Stranger: do yu liike pies?

You: this morning I had sex with a member of the aryan Brotherhood

Stranger: ew

Stranger: oka

Stranger: do yu like pies?

You: he protects me

You: I love pies

Connection imploded.

[BBC]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi, hi!

You: how's life?

Stranger: fine. yours?

You: ok

You: so, this internet, he?

You: it's quite...big, no?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: where r u from?

You: Belgiums

You: and you?

Stranger: okayy

Stranger: finland

You: where is that?

You: finland? are you making this up?

You: it sounds made up

Stranger: between russia and sweden

Stranger: no it's not

You: what is finland famous for?

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: kimi räikkönen

You: you invented the letter m?

You: who is that?

Stranger: formula driver

You: her name is kimmi? that is funny

Stranger: nou it's kimi

Stranger: and itäs he

You: a scientist lady?

Stranger: *it's

[Paganstars]

MOAR!!!

[BBC]

You: hi!

Stranger: hello~

You: what's up?

Stranger: nationality?

You: Belgian

Stranger: nothing just have fun

You: you?

You: what's your age?

Stranger: Macao


You: HK?

Stranger: 22

Stranger: and you?

You: 30

Stranger: no,It's a place near HK

You: yes, I know

You: what do you know about Belgium?

Stranger: you are a man？

You: difficult question

You: I'm at step 4 of a five step gender transformation operation series

Stranger: not really

You: technically, I'm a man

You: you?

Stranger: female~

You: hey sista!

Stranger: OK，my English is poor

You: you are poor?

Stranger: hey~

You: don't worry, soon everybody will be poor

Stranger: basically

Stranger: what's that mean？

You: good question. It means that some people will get ven more rich.

You: even

You: Do you like chinese food?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BBC]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: Hi,Yon can speak Chinese!

You: that's very good for Yon! Can he speak other languages as well?

Stranger: English

You: you must be proud of him

You: did he go to school to learn english?

Stranger: who is he?

You: You tell me, you brought him up...

Stranger: ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BBC]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: HI

Stranger: your asl?

You: 31, new-zealand, male

You: you?

You: Last day of freedom for me...

Stranger: what?

Stranger: 22,man,china

You: tomorrow I'm expected in Christchurch federal penitentiary

You: aka prison

You: Where in China are you from?

Stranger: Beijjing

You: Are you interested in a business proposal?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BBC]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: 25, Llassa, Tibet

You: you?

Stranger: llassa?

You: small village

Stranger: im 21, male, uk

Stranger: male or female?

You: female

Stranger: cool, what do u look like?

You: you like sex, yes?

Stranger: yes

You: me to

Stranger: nice!

You: What you wanna do with me?

Stranger: got any pics of urself?

You: no, I no have machine

You: I am naked

Stranger: describe ur appearance then i can tell u what id do with u

You: I am big, musclar and very strong. Female means man, yes?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BBC]

Come on MF Pussies! i can't be the only one who likes pulling shit like this.

[Dennuz]

Come on MF Pussies! i can't be the only one who likes pulling shit like this.

Haha, ga vanavond wel ff aan de slag ermee.. zo eerst trainen

[joost]

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: were are yoy from

You: from holland, and you?

Stranger: IKEA

You: IKEA OWNAGE!!!!

Stranger: ?

You: Ikea Rocks!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[joost]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hi !!

You: where your from

You: M or F?

You: age?

Stranger: watsup?

Stranger: m

Stranger: 21

You: from?

Stranger: u?

You: 19 F

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: india

You: I'm from greece

Stranger: from..?

Stranger: oh! so far !

Stranger: k

Stranger: so wats up in greece?

You: far? where the hell is india? nearby the moon? at the far far galaxy turn left ?

Stranger: wat !

Stranger: so wats far?

You: you also fuck dogs? i heard that indians fucks dogs for living

Stranger: not donkeys as you would

You: i prefer donkeys

Stranger: and we don get our balls kicked like u wud

Stranger: assholes do yea

You: did you know that god was black?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[chief108]

niet erg spannend so far...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: kds

You: kds to you

Stranger: 懂的入？

You: gracias

Stranger: ？wh