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**dimitri** · 30-05-2009, 11:21

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Brother_Dustin

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Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Hello friends,

I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated.

I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed.

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin

**dimitri** · 30-05-2009, 11:23

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Pray for my wife's crabs
Brothers in CHRIST, I want to keep this confidential so I'm posting it in the men's only section.

I've come to not only like to ask for your prayers but also for your GODly advice on a rather difficult topic.

It seems that Mrs. Fore has contracted a horde of small demonic creatures in her smelly, hairy nether-regions known as crabs, or lice.

I have no idea where she might have picked them up. Perhaps from the dog or at the supermarket ladies' room? She's been going to town a lot to do errands.

I've been scanning the Bible for ideas of what to do with her, but I'm having no luck. Please pray that the LORD will send the devil-crabs away and that I will know how to purify my wife.

In the meantime I made set up a cot out in the garage for her next to the cat's bed. I'll have none of those disgusting creatures crawling around in the bed with me!
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**dimitri** · 30-05-2009, 11:24

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Re: What are proper ways to administer discipline?
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Originally Posted by tang

I have got a great one. Dont. Marriage should be a partnership. Both partners having respect for one another. Even if you believe you are in charge violence is a brute and horrible way to lead. If you are always right reason it, show her why.

Where does it say that in the Holy Bible, Hop Sing? Chapter and verse, please.
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**el bastardo** · 30-05-2009, 11:29

Hail SATAN!

chief108 · 30-05-2009, 12:53

Originally Posted by dimitri

Serieus aan het overwegen om mixfight account op te zeggen

ALL HAIL MARTYR FAKKA!!!!

**Jeru** · 30-05-2009, 13:32

AMEN my brothers and sisters!

**NielsN** · 30-05-2009, 13:45

Hier hebben we het toch al heel lang over gehad? Ik vind het inmiddels al een beetje saai...

chief108 · 30-05-2009, 13:56

ja maar laat hem nou eerst ff z'n MF acount opzeggen...
zijn we daar ook weer vanaf

**NielsN** · 30-05-2009, 14:14

Originally Posted by chief108

ja maar laat hem nou eerst ff z'n MF acount opzeggen...
zijn we daar ook weer vanaf

(Shit. Moet eerst nadenken voordat ik schrijf...

)

On-topic:

Ja, Dimitri, je hebt gelijk: let's go there!

**renamer** · 30-05-2009, 14:29

ik weet ff niet of ik het forum serieus moet nemen ja of nee.. ik ben nergens meer verbaast over bij dat volk

**NielsN** · 30-05-2009, 14:38

Originally Posted by enamer

ik weet ff niet of ik het forum serieus moet nemen ja of nee.. ik ben nergens meer verbaast over bij dat volk

De 'grap' is dat de mods en admins allemaal anti-religieus zijn, maar een hoop mensen die reageren denken dat het echt is...

En vervolgens is de verdere 'grap' dan weer, denk ik, dat onder de mensen die denken dat het echt is zowel christenen als anti-christenen zitten...

Ach ja, het houdt je van de straat, he...