(The Coleman: this year's most terrifying Halloween costume. Photo courtesy of MMA Authentics.)
If
Tito Ortiz thought he could
call Mark Coleman a sissy for pulling out of their UFC 106 fight on November 21 without any repercussions whatsoever, he clearly didn’t account for Coleman’s manager, Mike DiSabato. After Ortiz ripped his fighter on Twitter,
DiSabato fired back by blasting Ortiz for “get[ting] personal with a legend,” then launched into a tirade about Ortiz and his porn star girlfriend,
Jenna Jameson. That’s right. He went there:
“The only thing Coleman is afraid of when it comes to Tito is contracting swine flu from that dirty ass d-bag. We all know where he lays his head down at night. Tito wants to get personal with a legend? OK, let's get personal - we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”
There are only two words we can say about that. They are OH and SNAP. Turns out that Coleman’s purported sissyness is the result of a torn MCL, though DiSabato says Coleman will be ready to fight by January 2 and suggested that the fight be postponed until UFC 108. Presumably that will also give Coleman’s camp more time to have Ortiz tested for swine flu, which, as we all know, is the scourge of the porn industry.
Obviously, Ortiz isn’t going to be able to resist getting into a war of words when his beloved Jenna is brought into the mix. Yeah, it’s low-hanging fruit for anyone looking to get under his skin, but it works and, in this case, it’s actually pretty smart. If DiSabato can draw Ortiz into this rivalry by reminding everyone that Jenna Jameson’s oral sex techniques are a matter of public record, then this bout actually gains some heat and the UFC will be less likely to discard it altogether.
But the real lesson that we can all take away from this is, those who live in glass porn houses shouldn’t throw stones. If you do, someone is going to send a double-sided dildo crashing through your front door, and then no one will be able to film gangbangs at your place without getting slivers of glass stuck in their kneecaps. This extended metaphor has now spun out of control, but you get the point. Let’s hope Tito does too, only something tells us that this is just beginning.
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