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"You're just about as usefull as a cock flavoured lollypop" (film dodgeball)
Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
She is cruel, laughs at you when you are naked, but you keep coming back for more, and more! Why? Because she is the only prostitute I can afford. (film balls of fury)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime. (film Step Brother)
'Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.' Blow
Leventdepevent
19-06-2011, 16:35
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. "Casino"
Haruchai
19-06-2011, 19:13
"This is this. This ain't somethin' else...THIS is THIS." - The Deerhunter
Shit.
What?
Rollers...
No.
Yeah.
Shit.
Blues brothers
Danger!
Million Dollar Baby
Leventdepevent
19-06-2011, 23:05
Shit.
What?
Rollers...
No.
Yeah.
Shit.
Blues brothers
hahaha Deze is ook leuk: "Are you the police....No ma'am were musicians"
Stallion
20-06-2011, 01:39
Een aantal willekeurige one-liners van Arnie die gewoon goud zijn:
"I eat green berets for breakfast -- and right now I am very hungry."
Killian: You bastard! Drop dead!
Arnie: I don't do requests.
[Killian crashes into soda billboard]
"Well.. that HIT the spot."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uASVzkrEKgs
I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life. Don't forget to visit your mother.
Een aantal willekeurige one-liners van Arnie die gewoon goud zijn:
"I eat green berets for breakfast -- and right now I am very hungry."
Killian: You bastard! Drop dead!
Arnie: I don't do requests.
[Killian crashes into soda billboard]
"Well.. that HIT the spot."
hey sully, you remember i told you, i would kill you last?
-yes yes you did matrix...
I lied
Hey Killian, here's Sub-Zero...now Plain Zero!
Look what I got! I mean look at me! You got everything, man! Come on! Look what I got to fucking go around with, fucking diapers! I shit my pants everyday! I can't walk, I can't hump... you know? Go ahead and kill me, you COCKSUCKER!
Carlito's Way.
Hoe heet jij: "Kees, net als mn broer" oww je lijkt anders niet op je broer..
Buurman wat doet u nu!
Flodder
Moet je nou eens kijken joh
Oow jaaa hmmmm !! Harder harder harder
meiden van holland
Leventdepevent
20-06-2011, 09:33
Trix kan ik....kan ik komen?
Guus kom maar,achteruit ja langzaam
Kan ik al?
Guus achteruit
Trix Ik moet je kunnen zieeeeeehieen
Guus wat wil je doen, eerst de stoeltjes buiten zetten, of de Camping verkennen, of wat drinken op dat terasje daar, wil je je eerst verfrissen?
Trix vakantie...vakantie....vakantieeeeeeeeeeeeee
de Camping
Trix kan ik....kan ik komen?
Guus kom maar,achteruit ja langzaam
Kan ik al?
Guus achteruit
Trix Ik moet je kunnen zieeeeeehieen
Guus wat wil je doen, eerst de stoeltjes buiten zetten, of de Camping verkennen, of wat drinken op dat terasje daar, wil je je eerst verfrissen?
Trix vakantie...vakantie....vakantieeeeeeeeeeeeee
de Camping
:lol:
Hey maar dat zijn mannenlaarzen...ZEG kom is van die pot af!!!
Tegen de homo's; kom meedoen met voetbal, "maar we kunnen niet voetballen", ach dat maakt toch geen flikker uit!
Meiden van Holland:
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NL porno is zo ontzettend slecht.... en die wijven zijn volgens mij allemaal ex junkies die er weer bovenop zijn gekrabbeld.
Meiden van Holland:
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NL porno is zo ontzettend slecht.... en die wijven zijn volgens mij allemaal ex junkies die er weer bovenop zijn gekrabbeld.
hahahahaha idd..
Moet je s ff kijke zeg! Nou dat ziet er wel erg goed uit zeg
Winners never quit, quitters never win!
hahahahaha idd..
Moet je s ff kijke zeg! Nou dat ziet er wel erg goed uit zeg
hahaha JAJAJA dit is em! "Moet je nou es ff kijke zeg, sow dat is geil zeg" dat zijn de enige 2 zinnen die bij die vieze kerel uit zijn bek komen. Altijd als ik zijn stem hoor dan denk ik dat ik naar een slechte persiflage van van Kooten en de Bie zit te kijken. De vieze man, echt bijna 1 op 1.
Meiden van Holland:
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NL porno is zo ontzettend slecht.... en die wijven zijn volgens mij allemaal ex junkies die er weer bovenop zijn gekrabbeld.
Ik las een bericht van digitenne dat ze de amerikaanse porno er af hadden gegooid omdat uit onderzoek was gebleken dat nederlanders liever naar meisjes uit eigen land keken.
Nou, ik weet niet wie ze gevraagd hebben, maar het is echt superranzig.
Ik ben op dieet en als ik honger heb zet ik het even aan dan hoef ik 3 dagen niks meer.
Nicky Santoro (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): [voice-over] A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
Richelieu
20-06-2011, 13:53
Ik las een bericht van digitenne dat ze de amerikaanse porno er af hadden gegooid omdat uit onderzoek was gebleken dat nederlanders liever naar meisjes uit eigen land keken.
Nou, ik weet niet wie ze gevraagd hebben, maar het is echt superranzig.
Ik ben op dieet en als ik honger heb zet ik het even aan dan hoef ik 3 dagen niks meer.
hahaha, zal het onthouden! Goede tip!
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0012376/): Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Jus...
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): What?
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
laten we eerlijk zijn, dit stukje is legendarisch
"I'l be back" - The Terminator
"Its a trap!" - General Ackbar
" If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine..." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
-=AL CAPONE=-
20-06-2011, 15:37
Greed is Good! - Wall Street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
KWOOT... geen STUKKIE
ok... dan "oh my goooooooooooooooooooood" uit Troll 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=monNMsQyfCE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38&feature=related
I;am Psyco!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waAxMmlbCaI
Leventdepevent
20-06-2011, 18:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=monNMsQyfCE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38&feature=related
I;am Psyco!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waAxMmlbCaI
geweldig!!! Why am i mister pink?? cause youre a faggot alright
Ik las een bericht van digitenne dat ze de amerikaanse porno er af hadden gegooid omdat uit onderzoek was gebleken dat nederlanders liever naar meisjes uit eigen land keken.
Nou, ik weet niet wie ze gevraagd hebben, maar het is echt superranzig.
Ik ben op dieet en als ik honger heb zet ik het even aan dan hoef ik 3 dagen niks meer.
Serieus? Mensen willen dit liever zien? Ik vind die Spice TV stukken beter.
Serieus? Mensen willen dit liever zien? Ik vind die Spice TV stukken beter.
zegt digitenne dan he, stond geen bronvermelding bij ;).
Dit lijkt mij een stuk goedkoper. paar kansloze vette bijstandwijven en een paar vette holbewoners erbij. Is hoogstens duur aan de snackbar.
Kun je toch zeggen dat je "erotiek" aanbied
Haruchai
20-06-2011, 20:07
Sonofabitchmustpay! - Big Trouble in Little China
zag gisteren een oudje...
Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify and the third guy, well, he commited suicide
-How?
He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge.
HGEEAUUUUEAEAU - Chewbacca
The frost, it makes the blade stick - Gladiator (Een heel mooi stukje voordat hij iemand afmaakt.)
Leventdepevent
23-01-2012, 21:30
HGEEAUUUUEAEAU - Chewbacca
The frost, it makes the blade stick - Gladiator (Een heel mooi stukje voordat hij iemand afmaakt.)
Gladiator is vet dr zitten nog wel een paar mooie quotes in:
- At my signal unleash hell
- what we do in life echoes in eternity
:)
breahule
23-01-2012, 23:19
Butch (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0000246/): You okay?
Marsellus (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0000609/): Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0000246/): What now?
Marsellus (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0000609/): What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0000246/): I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0000609/): Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Honey Bunny (http://www.mixfight.nl/name/nm0001625/): Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
2 things: dont tell nobobody about this. Noone needs to know. This shit stays between me, you and mr soon to be living the rest of his shortass life in agcronising (??) Pain rapist here.
Two, you leave town tonight. And when youre gone, you stay gone or youll be gone. You lost all your la privileges deal?
he said when I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things: one part of me wants to take her out, talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right..
-and what did the other part of him think?
what her head would look like on a stick
Christian Bale in American Psycho
Mister T.
27-01-2012, 08:37
If you want your kid back, you better cooperate, right?
Arnold: Wrong
(headshot)
Natuurlijk... THIS IS SPARTA!
'Spartans, prepare for glory, for tonight we dine in hell!' "300"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvPdwzfNpls
Ik heb gelijk zin om m voor de 25e keer te gaan kijken.... :D
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"Raoul Duke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/): Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
Dr. Gonzo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001125/): Don't tell me these things. Not now man.
Raoul Duke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000136/): Dogs fucked the Pope... no fault of mine.
Allen van Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas :)
citrusfruit
27-01-2012, 11:07
"I've got two words for you mister: No!" Johnny Bravo
"I Always tell the truth, even when i lie" Scarface
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
LJ Silver
28-01-2012, 16:26
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): [flirting] Hey Betty, how about lunch at the In N' Out Burger?
Betty Dilworth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0065248/): [disgusted] No.
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Okay, forget the burger, how about just the In N' Out?
[she sneers at him]
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Ok, how about just the In?
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): I'm John.
Gail Stanwyk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923984/): Ohhhh, John.
[they laugh]
Gail Stanwyk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923984/): John who?
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): John Cock... tos... ton.
Gail Stanwyk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923984/): That's a beautiful name.
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail Stanwyk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0923984/): That's an odd combination.
Fletch (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000331/): Yeah, well, so were my parents.
Yeah, I wiped my ass with the flag, I did. Gave me a rash.
(flashback)
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
1984
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen
1984
"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
trainspotting
I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my LIFE, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven. Do you understand... FINALLY?
one flew over the cuckoos nest
Who are you?
Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
The box. You opened it. We came.
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
We have such sights to show you!
We'll tear your soul apart!
Jesus wept.
hellraiser....
"These eyes will deceive you. They will destroy you. They will take from you your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes one finds only blackness, the absence of light. These are the eyes of a psychopath. Michael was created by a perfect alignment of interior and exterior factors gone violently wrong. A perfect storm, if you will. Thus creating a psychopath that knows no boundaries, and has no boundaries."
Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions — these are codes of behavior. And those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to which ever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Boondock Saints
Nickuraba
29-01-2012, 15:29
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
of
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0756083/): Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0524197/): So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
David Van Patten (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0756083/): And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/): "What her head would look like on a stick... "
kies maar...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ltIvmFYuQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfX3aXtRbLI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8XaVWAsT9A
altijd lachen :P
Marchant
29-01-2012, 19:55
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Classic!!
Leventdepevent
29-01-2012, 20:24
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
Classic!!
een van de beste films ooit gemaakt!
getting a woman is like growing a plant... you plant the seed, give her water, you take care of it, until you have a beautiful plant.
-then wat?
Then... you FUCK the plant!
I'm having a friend for dinner - Hannibal Lecter
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