Remco
27-10-2005, 14:57
Beste als je het hardop leest:
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,
the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room
for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would
become known as ''Euro-English".-
In the first year, "s" will replace
the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. - The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should
klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. -
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter. -
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away. -
By the 4th yer people wil be
reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with " z" and "w" with "v ".
-
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o"kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum
tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey
vunted in ze forst plas.
European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations,
the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room
for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would
become known as ''Euro-English".-
In the first year, "s" will replace
the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. - The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should
klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. -
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter. -
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al
wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away. -
By the 4th yer people wil be
reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with " z" and "w" with "v ".
-
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o"kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum
tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey
vunted in ze forst plas.