Chuck?

[micha]

heeft er iemand nog iets leuks van Chuck?

[maartenjackie]

If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.

[maartenjackie]

Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.

Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem.

When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says "Go". This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.

Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.

Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.

One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.

[maartenjackie]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

[Tsuki]

LMFAO ze blijven geweldig

[A.F.]

hahahhaha...lmao :lol:

[micha]

Thanks deze zijn ook weer te vinden op de Chuck Norris facts Hyve!


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[Anonymous]

of chuck liddell?????????

[ICON]

wie??

[Jeru]

Chuck Liddell kan niet bestaan want de naam Chuck is al vergeven aan Chuck Norris :wink:

[blazin.arr0w::::]

paar filmpjes van Chuck:

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/z-search/search-bm.php?submitted=1&search_term=chuck+norris

[smike]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

[Silat]

Chuck Norris has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a Chuck Norris problem

hahahahah :lol:

ijzersterk zijn ze...

[redjuh]

de laatste x dat ik hem zag ging het helemaal niet zo goed met chuck.... :(

http://ur.ubu.ru/uploaded_images/hc-774567.jpg

[Ufuk]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

[Arjan]

Lmao, ze blijven echt te meesterlijk!

[Lee Hottie # 1 fan]

[/quote]The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.


If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.




ze zijn echt grappig hahah