chuck norris

[micha]

heeft er iemand nog iets leuks van Chuck voor in mijn chuck norris fact hyve?

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Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

[micha]

Thanks man ze staan er in :wink: heeft er iemand nog meer leuke?

wordt nu lid!! http://chucknorris.hyves.nl/

[micha]

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