LOCO
05-09-2006, 23:56
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddently a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me"
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish....
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bast***s should remember
that fairies are female!
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddently a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me"
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish....
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92
years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bast***s should remember
that fairies are female!