can steven seagull sing??

[chief108]

ik heb hem hier ook ff gezet aangezien ik toch spoedig gebanned zal worden op dat Steven Seagal forum... :p
http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=613&highlight=

[chief108]

ik weet het: erg kinderachtig, maar come on....
dat forum was gewoon TE erg...

[De man van 14K]

sipperdesip. wat een kneuzen!

[chief108]

sipperdesip. wat een kneuzen!
x2

kreeg dit al als antwoord:

Exactly he is !!!
He is really Great Musician and Blues Man. I loved blues with Mr. Seagal
:sick:

mafketels...

[Fr3ddy]

Steven Zeemeeuw?

[Paganstars]

Hahaha nouja da zingen mag ie laten maar zijn aikido skills zijn zeker niet mis!

[chief108]

Steven Zeemeeuw?
yup...
en ben ingelogd als Mike Oxhard
oftewel: My Cock is Hard... :whistling:

oh well....
all work and no play makes chief a very dull boy :evil:

[stiffler]

hehehe nu staat er ook een antwoord: :thup:


NO ım not kidding !!! I am very serious believe me !!! He is very good musician !!!

suzi

[chief108]

stomme doos...

Istanbul-Turkiye....
okay...

[MB667]

het is 100 procent niet mijn ding, maar euh, zijn stem is toch niet echt mega slecht of zo. ok, hij kan niet tippen aan een glen benton of George "Corpsegrinder" Fischer maar tis toch zeker geen herman van idols.

[De man van 14K]

"Suzi let me cum in your mouth you filthy fuckin whore.
steven seagel is a fake ponytail wearing gay ass bitch who abuses little boys."

zou je een Ban krijgen?

[J_roen]

haha kan je wel op rekenen he!!xD

[chief108]

"Suzi let me cum in your mouth you filthy fuckin whore.
steven seagel is a fake ponytail wearing gay ass bitch who abuses little boys."

zou je een Ban krijgen?
ben benieuwd... :rolleyes:

[chief108]

ben d'r nog steeds...
probeer wat meer onzin threads te posten....

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2971#2971

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=617&highlight=

My friend went to Bhutan and said he heard Seagal showed up and declared himself the reincarnation of some famous Buddhist figure. Then the locals turned against him. He set up some place to give blessings and no one came. Also, he wouldn't venture further into the country because then he wouldnt be staying at anywhere like the palace he had a room in.

[De man van 14K]

you're Diamond Lotus and ugly and your little chihuahua-penis at the back of your head was the only cool thing about you...

hahahahah.. hoe kom je erop chief.

wat een a-relaxt forum trouwens en wat een verknipte gasten.. dit gewoon eng, mensen die SSeagel aanbidden..

[chief108]

weet niet wie dit (http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2974#2974) poste, maar eh...
BEDANKT!!!

en idd...
wat een freaks....

[chief108]

you're Diamond Lotus and ugly
ik had toch echt FAT and ugly gepost....

waarschijnlijk weten ze zelf wel dattie een vieze vette papzak is geworden...

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2975#2975


I've got a couple of names for his next album:

"Acoustic Craptasia"
"Sexy Nehru Jackets"
"Buddhist Fart Whistling For Lovers"
"Ponytails N' Me"
"I Will Never Go Away"

[B3 lik3 M3]

Whahaha

Priceless!!

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2976#2976

[chief108]

als ze me niet snel gaan bannen ga ik grof worden...

[De man van 14K]

copy paste meteen voor het verwijderd wordt en wij niets meer te lachen hebben :thup:

[De man van 14K]

die bitches reageren ook niet echt daar

[chief108]

ze beginnen al te reageren...
2 topics verwijderd...
assholes...

[chief108]

LOL...

where did ya find that pick?
at retired ugly old bastards R us????

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2977#2977

[chief108]

it would be fun to see him in a good action movie
after all those crappy movie that would be great...
Let's hear it for aging overweight monotonous action stars!

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2960#2960

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif
well.....
>>I'm biting my tongue off here<<
what can I say http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_confused.gif

guess you don't get out much now do ya?
or does Istanbul-Turkiye have very strict internet policies that restrict you from getting exposed to good music?
________________________________________________
Suzi let me come in your mouth you filthy fuckin Mojo Priest.
steven seagel is a fake ponytail wearing gay tush female canine who abuses little boys.

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2968#2968

[De man van 14K]

lekker je frustraties aan het botvieren op kansloze SS fans :thup:

[De man van 14K]

hmm alle topics zijn al verwijderd...

[chief108]

hoping you find a better path in life soon and learn to respect
you will be a happier person - trust me
until then you are not welcome on this forum fucking seagull loving animals.....

okay...
who's next?:whistling:

[De man van 14K]

eindelijk gebanned?

[chief108]

eindelijk gebanned?
nope... :p

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2983#2983

did someone remove the The Path Beyond Thought?

could he or she please PM me the link?

I forgot to bookmark it

__________________________

bumping uglies morons...
P O R N

not The Path Beyond Thought

dickheads....

___________________________

gimmie my link dammit!!!!

I need them!!!!

MY rooster IS STILL HARD!!!!

[chief108]

klootzakken hebben zo'n kut filter d'r op zitten....

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2984#2984

aikido

does it really rot your brain?

seems like this place is stuffed with brainless people
and the Big Talking Sausage is your God....

point proven IMHO...

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2986#2986

I've got solid proof that steven seagull's master used to wash dishes in the
back of a fun boy house until steven payed him to act as his master so he could make money off the stupid.

[Paganstars]

haha... ze deleten alleen maar maar meer ook niet!! Vannacht met paar man hun forum overbelasten?? wedstrijdje wie de meeste topics kan maken en of verkrachten??!!

[aliendwurf]

Ik kom er niet op. :thown:

[De dikke nudist]

Andere fora raiden is cool :thup:

Kinderachtig, maar cool.

[chief108]

is dit grappig of niet???

maffe lui die Seagull fans....

[chief108]

nou is het echt mis...


You have been banned from this forum.
Please contact the webmaster or board administrator for more information. stelletje klootzakken...
blijkbaar pitten ze overdag euro time.....

[chief108]

haha... ze deleten alleen maar maar meer ook niet!! Vannacht met paar man hun forum overbelasten?? wedstrijdje wie de meeste topics kan maken en of verkrachten??!!
wel ook posts hier bijhouden...

dan kunne de mensen die het gemist hebben nog ff nalachen :p

[chief108]

I'm back...

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2998#2998

[chief108]

hahaha....

had een porno gedicht geplaatst
en die stomme filter maakt het nog mooier... :rotflmao:

het was:

I write porn for a living.

I am not talking about erotica.
I am not talking about literature.

Oh, I write that too, the serious stuff
the literary stuff
the stuff I can't show my mother but I can take to class
the stuff, sex stuff, that I can put on the net
that I can sign my name to
that I can be political with
that I can try to change the world with
try to get people talking
about sex
get them thinking
about sex
get them hot and bothered and hard and dripping and
admitting
that they like sex
like reading about sex
like thinking about sex
like talking, out loud, about sex.

That part's easy.

All right, it's not easy.
It bothers some people
and shocks others
and my mother now has something she can hold over me
until the day I die -- look what you're doing to your father!
But I have literature on my side.
I have a book in respectable bookstores
I have a reading at B. Dalton
I have an ISBN number
I have this book in the Library of Congress
and so I can tell you with confidence that this is serious literature
serious shit
and the ACLU
and the feminists
and the lesbians
and the whole left-wing is pretty much on my side.
That is a formidable army.

The porn is another story.

Let me tell you about the porn.
I write it for Puritan, for Sizzle, for Red Light.
I'd write for Penthouse if they'd buy it;
I might even write it for Hustler.

The porn is not about sex and character
The porn is not about sex and stylistic variation
The porn is not about literary explorations of sexuality.

The porn is just about sex.
The porn is just sex.

The porn is cocks and cunts and breasts and thighs
The porn is thrusting and dripping and pinning her down
The porn is holding her hands up above her head while
he fucks her brains out
and she fucks her ass
and you, yeah, you, fuck her mouth and then come on her face
The porn will fuck her until she is used up and exhausted
and still wet, still dripping, still hungry for more.

The porn is not politically correct.
The porn is not ethically correct.
The porn that gets me off
is hard and strong and dripping wet
and is emphatically
non-consensual

The porn is unsigned, unnamed, practically unknown
The porn is a cursed untouchable in the civil rights world
the ACLU shuns it
the lesbians read it in the dark, under the covers
the feminists want to burn it
and the left wing is embarrassed that it exists.

That is the kind of shit I write.
That is the kind of shit I don't put my name on.
That is the kind of shit that I do mostly for the money
which would make me the worst kind of whore
the kind who'll fuck anything, anywhere
if it pays well enough, no matter how dry her cunt is...

But my cunt is not dry.
My cunt is dripping.
I am rocking in my chair,
writing those fucking words,
those devoid-of-literary-aspirations words
those mostly for the money, but partly for the sex
words.

And I am hot
and wet
and eager
and dying

And that
is what makes it all


worthwhile.

___________________________________

en nu staat er dus:
___________________________________
I write The Path Beyond Thought for a living.

I am not talking about erotica.
I am not talking about literature.

Oh, I write that too, the serious stuff
the literary stuff
the stuff I can't show my mother but I can take to class
the stuff, sex stuff, that I can put on the net
that I can sign my name to
that I can be political with
that I can try to change the world with
try to get people talking
about sex
get them thinking
about sex
get them hot and bothered and hard and dripping and
admitting
that they like sex
like reading about sex
like thinking about sex
like talking, out loud, about sex.

That part's easy.

All right, it's not easy.
It bothers some people
and shocks others
and my mother now has something she can hold over me
until the day I die -- look what you're doing to your father!
But I have literature on my side.
I have a book in respectable bookstores
I have a reading at B. Dalton
I have an ISBN number
I have this book in the Library of Congress
and so I can tell you with confidence that this is serious literature
serious doo doo
and the ACLU
and the feminists
and the lesbians
and the whole left-wing is pretty much on my side.
That is a formidable army.

The The Path Beyond Thought is another story.

Let me tell you about the The Path Beyond Thought.
I write it for Puritan, for Sizzle, for Red Light.
I'd write for Penthouse if they'd buy it;
I might even write it for Hustler.

The The Path Beyond Thought is not about sex and character
The The Path Beyond Thought is not about sex and stylistic variation
The The Path Beyond Thought is not about literary explorations of sexuality.

The The Path Beyond Thought is just about sex.
The The Path Beyond Thought is just sex.

The The Path Beyond Thought is cocks and cunts and breasts and thighs
The The Path Beyond Thought is thrusting and dripping and pinning her down
The The Path Beyond Thought is holding her hands up above her head while
he fucks her brains out
and she fucks her tush
and you, yeah, you, bumping uglies her mouth and then come on her face
The The Path Beyond Thought will bumping uglies her until she is used up and exhausted
and still wet, still dripping, still hungry for more.

The The Path Beyond Thought is not politically correct.
The The Path Beyond Thought is not ethically correct.
The The Path Beyond Thought that gets me off
is hard and strong and dripping wet
and is emphatically
non-consensual

The The Path Beyond Thought is unsigned, unnamed, practically unknown
The The Path Beyond Thought is a cursed untouchable in the civil rights world
the ACLU shuns it
the lesbians read it in the dark, under the covers
the feminists want to burn it
and the left wing is embarrassed that it exists.

That is the kind of doo doo I write.
That is the kind of doo doo I don't put my name on.
That is the kind of doo doo that I do mostly for the money
which would make me the worst kind of Mojo Priest
the kind who'll bumping uglies anything, anywhere
if it pays well enough, no matter how dry her power orifice is...

But my power orifice is not dry.
My power orifice is dripping.
I am rocking in my chair,
writing those bumping uglies words,
those devoid-of-literary-aspirations words
those mostly for the money, but partly for the sex
words.

And I am hot
and wet
and eager
and dying

And that
is what makes it all
worthwhile.

[chief108]

favoriete Seagull pic.....

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3000#3000
this is my fav seagull pic
http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/bird/seagull/seagull02.jpg

[chief108]

crazy shit dat filter....

ik post: (http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3001#3001)

my karma will run over your dogma...

spammers suck
just like litlle faggot Seagul The CockSucker....

kill em all
big fat bastard!!!

wat staat er?!?!?!?! :eek:

my karma will run over your dogma...

spammers suck
just like litlle man lover Seagul The CockSucker....

kill em all
big Diamond Lotus papa was a rollin stone!!!

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3002#3002

found a great new Seagal highlight!!!! (http://www.redtube.com/1045)

kijken hoe snel die weg is.... :brow:

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3003#3003

LOL...

great thread!!!

know that joke about that girl that got drunk??? (http://www.redtube.com/1311)

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3005#3005

you're a fag right???

you know you are....

do you masturbate watching flicks with these dudes???

I bet you do...

filthy little aikido rat....

you go to hell for that ya know???

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3006#3006

prove it...

show us your Steven Seagull tattoo on your gayish little chest and we'll believe you're the biggest fan

a "Steven Seagull was here" tattooed on your arse counts as well

[chief108]

MikeyBoy wrote: KittKatt - Of course, I too totally fogot that scene in On Deadly Ground, dont you just love the part where Seagal gets off his stall from the bar and says "you wanna play with me"


is that gay or what????

come on...
get outta that frigging closet you fag!!!!

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3007#3007

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3008#3008

I really like this sport (http://www.redtube.com/448)

but mainly for watching it with some beer and growing fat just like that fucking seagull

[chief108]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3009#3009

i belive that mr seagal is very gental man and he is sensei of Aikido play
above that he is very kind and good guy. :)
I think he's a fraud and likes to fuck small idiots just like you...

[Paganstars]

sorry dak te laat was ben net terug van werk!! (^^ VB^&N(&B^9n horeca!!

[chief108]

:boo:
work sucks as hard as seagull