Ten things you'll never hear a Redneck say

[Gulo gulo]

1. I thought Grace land was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace?

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

6. I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.

7. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

8. Damned if that politician isn’t honest!

9. We’re vegetarians. I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

10. You can’t feed that to the dog.

[Gulo gulo]

You won’t ever hear a redneck say things like…

I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won’t fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
We don’t keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
Wrestling’s fake.
We’re vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
Honey, we don’t need another dog.
Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
Spittin’ is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Checkmate.
She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here’s an episode of “Hee Haw” that we haven’t seen.
I don’t have a favorite college team.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
You ALL.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Nope, no more for me. I’m drivin’ tonight.

[Bud S]

:thup::thup::thup:

lache...

zolang je ze niet tegen je hebt lijken het me hele leuke mensen in de omgang

[ValeTudo]

rofl