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chief108
23-01-2008, 08:19
vooral met al die nutteloze Wilders topics

vandaar:
nieuws headlines die we graag zouden zien

(met dank aan Tshirt Hell (http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter/newsletter_012108.php) voor het idee)

wees vrij om aan te vullen en of de nieuwsberichten nader te beschrijven
(heb nog wel een potje reps staan voor leuke inzendingen :pimp: )

President Bush Rapes Cast of Ugly Bettyhttp://www.tshirthell.com/images/newsletter/POLAROID_left0121a2.gif

Unprotected Sex With 10-Year-Olds Cures AIDS

Jesus Returns; Molests Countless Midgets

Tiger Woods/Natalie Portman Found Dead After Apparent Murder-Suicidehttp://www.tshirthell.com/images/newsletter/POLAROID_right0121a3.gif

Politician Improves Something

Aliens Land; Immediately Declare "Bitch, That Ain't My Baby!"

Earthquake Destroys Oklahoma; Fuck Not Given

Middle East Finds Inner Peace; Surface Still Covered With Blood and Debris

Catholics Change Stance on Everything; Happiness Washes Over Nation

Al Sharpton Protests Candy Corn, Doesn't Know Why

Doctor Discovers Cure for Breast Cancer, Won't Reveal Findings Until Wife Dies

Football Player's House Raided; No Drugs, Guns, or Rape Found

Toyota Recalls Car That Gives You Chlamydia

Poll Reveals Americans Prefer Donkey-Punching To Reading
Dakota Fanning Aborts Ninth Babyhttp://www.tshirthell.com/images/newsletter/POLAROID_left0121a3.gif

Governor of New Mexico Bans Jew Parties

Apple Introduces Revolutionary iEthnic Cleansing

Record Temperatures Recorded in Diane Sawyer's Vagina

Mischievous Goat Enters Pentagon; 37 Dead, 82 Wounded

Hillary to Obama: "Lick My White Cunt"

anonymous001
23-01-2008, 11:15
:D

Dat van sex hebben met kinderen om AIDS te voorkomen/genezen, dat gelooft men in Zuid-Afrika toch echt?