Moviequotes

[Paganstars]

Vincent Vega:You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules Winnfield:What?
Vincent Vega:It's the little differences. I mean they got the same sh** over there that they got here, but it's just, just there it's a little different.
Jules Winnfield:Example.
Vincent Vega:Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules Winnfield:They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent Vega:No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules Winnfield:What do they call it?
Vincent Vega:They call it a Royal with Cheese.
Jules Winnfield:Royal with Cheese.
Vincent Vega:That's right.
Jules Winnfield:What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega:Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules Winnfield:Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega:I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

Jay:Tell me something about me.
Rufus:You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay:So, fu**, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus:When you do it, you're thinking about guys!

Jerry Maguire:Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell: Do you love this black man?
Jerry Maguire:I love the black man! Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell:I love black people.
Jerry Maguire:I love black people!
Rob Tidwell:Who's your mother-fu**er?
Jerry Maguire:You my mother-fu**er!
Rob Tidwell:What you gonna do, Jerry?
Jerry Maguire:Show me the money!
Rob Tidwell:Congradulations, you're still my agent.


Lewis Skolnick:There's 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls.
Gilbert Lowe:So?
Lewis Skolnick:So, that's 7,107.32 boobs.


Dark Helmet:Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole:I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet:Who is he?
Col. Sandurz:He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet:I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz:That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet:And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz:He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet:How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone:Yo!
Dark Helmet:I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

[redjuh]

hey sully, you remember i told you i would kill you last?
-yes.. yes Matrix you did!
I LIED

ze zijn klassiek

[NTT-FX]

"I dare you... i double dare you motherf*cker! "
" Say what one more goddamn time ! "

Classics!

[De man van 14K]

i'm a mushroomcloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker..

[el bastardo]

So I am funny? How am I funny? How the fuck am I funny? Do I amuse you? Like a clown?

[Paganstars]

vet dies van goodfellas!

[el bastardo]

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

[De man van 14K]

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

[Paganstars]

mmm.... geen idee

[redjuh]

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

casino - joe pesce ?

[BBC]

"I dare you... i double dare you motherf*cker! "
" Say what one more goddamn time ! "

Classics!

Do they speak english in what?

[thrillseekah]

'I can take any japanese in this room'

'the only good bug is a dead bug'

raad maar welke films

[Paganstars]

die laatste is van starship troopers.... film van jan de bont met in de hoofdrollen caspar van dien en denise richards

[Tkid]

die laatste is van starship troopers.... film van jan de bont met in de hoofdrollen caspar van dien en denise richards

Starship Troopers is van Paul verhoeven.

[De man van 14K]

casino - joe pesce ?


Corectemundo!
Een van de beste films ooit..

[De man van 14K]

Say hello to my little friend!

[Biiyen]

I stole a pie! I stole a pie! I stole a pie!

[backfist]

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

uit Airplane

[Jochem]

Roldy! Roldy! dude, you gotta come quick. There is these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us!

[silence]

I mean... duh... that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.

[Muay Thai Elite]

"I want you to shove that big fat cock in me... Oh yes yeah yeah do it do it... Do it harder... Ohhh yes yes fuck me, fuck me good..."

[Jochem]

"I want you to shove that big fat cock in me... Oh yes yeah yeah do it do it... Do it harder... Ohhh yes yes fuck me, fuck me good..."

Anal sluts 7

[Muay Thai Elite]

You're close!

[anonymous001]

Ik had nog een hele mooie, maar ik zie dat deze thread ook al weer ontspoord is...

[Judas]

P: Amazing thing about snakes, is that they reproduce spontaneously.

T: What do you mean?

P: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally 'go f**k themselves'?

T: . . . Don't you think that expression would come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple.

P: Hey, snakes were f**kin' themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up T.

[Jochem]

Ik had nog een hele mooie, maar ik zie dat deze thread ook al weer ontspoord is...

oh nee, vertel hem alsjeblieft, nu ben ik zo nieuwsgierig.










not

[FOCUS]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[Judas]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Apocalypse Now!

[anonymous001]

Ok, Jochem, speciaal voor jou:


You raped a holy thing. You destroyed that young girl. And she forgives you. Ya hear that? She forgives you. You fucking heroes. Ya like holding her down and shoving your dick into her? While she couldn't do nothing about it. Did you like that? Watch this motherfucker! Watch this you cocksucker! Look at that! You can't do a thing about that can you? Can you? Look at me! Can you? Can you fuckface? Can you? There, move. Move you cockscker. Move. I'd like to blow your fucking face apart.

[anonymous001]

Enne:


Show me how you suck a guy's cock.

[Judas]

Harvey;)

[FOCUS]

joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[Jochem]

:)

[aliendwurf]

Dit is één van de mooiste ooit:


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[FOCUS]

Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

[maartenjackie]

Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

bruce willis , 12 apen

[FOCUS]

I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my life, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven! Do you understand... Finally?


I am a sick man!

[Paganstars]

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

[redjuh]

Well, uh being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pyssies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinkin' it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because... pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!!

[Muay Thai Elite]

Damn ze zijn ook allemaal zoo makkelijk.. Het zijn quotes die iedereen al 100 jaar kent.

[FOCUS]

fuck man ik wordt gelemaal gek van die sig

[Jochem]

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!

Yea, ik heb deze ook weer zitten kijken gisteren. Echt lache.

[redjuh]

ik mis APPLE PIE PUSSY!

[migyur]

ff wat moeilijker:

Restate my assumptions: One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature. Evidence: The cycling of disease epidemics;the wax and wane of caribou populations; sun spot cycles; the rise and fall of the Nile. So, what about the stock market? The universe of numbers that represents the global economy. Millions of hands at work, billions of minds. A vast network, screaming with life. An organism. A natural organism. My hypothesis: Within the stock market, there is a pattern as well... Right in front of me... hiding behind the numbers. Always has been.

Trailer:
YouTube - Pi Trailer - Darren Aronofsky (http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=JRgIbKEsYT4&feature=related)

[BBC]

Ellsworth: Well'm, I've got myself a working gold claim.
Joanie Stubbs: Well, sir, is that a damn fact?
Ellsworth: A hell of a working gold claim, and if we knew each other better I'd throw "fucking" in there somewhere.
Joanie Stubbs: If you did I'd try to catch it.
Ellsworth: A working fucking gold claim, Joanie, and thank you for allowing me my full range of expression.


Celeste: You ever been with a woman?
Officer Keith Charles: Of course.
Celeste: I don't get fucked in the ass.
Officer Keith Charles: That makes one of us.

[anonymous001]

-Truth is the first casualty of war
-What's the second?
-If that's the first, who cares?

Of zoiets, weet em niet meer helemaal letterlijk...

[anonymous001]

All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it.

[LJ Silver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZtYtyVFeu8

[FOCUS]

Pi...
meesterlijke film