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Paganstars
02-07-2008, 15:34
Yo momma's so imperialist she kisses the feet of the stinking dewrag.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar..
Yo momma's so bungling she kisses the feet of the rancid traitor.
Yo momma's so wastrel she kisses the feet of the stringy dumbass.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon..
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips..
Yo momma's so self-righteous she sucks on the cunt licking bung.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats..
Yo momma's so four-eyed she comes on to the whimpering quack.
Yo momma's so mutilated she denounces texas' governor, who is the raving reddish boil.
Yo momma's so puke snarfing she likes to fry up the vindictive hemorrhoid.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton..
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot..
Yo momma's so flea-bitten she controls the body of the scaly pervert.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense..
Yo momma's so raving she walks all over the foul goat defiler.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut..
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang..
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side..
Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down..
Yo momma's so vindictive she jumps the cursed bugger.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass..
Yo momma's so shriveled she seduces the reeking bastard.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party..
Yo momma's so raving she dances with the idiotic spaz.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..
Yo momma's so evil she shares the port-a-pottie with the belligerent screwball.
Yo momma's so disease ridden she is jealous of the war-mongering cum dumpster.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals..
Yo momma's so loud she flies over the cum guzzling doormat.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way..
Yo momma's so kapitalist she gropes the foul brute.
Yo momma's so sniveling she beats the butt kissing dillweed.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years..
Yo momma's so stingy she gripes about the bungling turkey brain.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade..
Yo momma's so ugly she seduces the raving horny toad.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her..
Yo momma's so Ricky Martin loving she defiles the putrid brute.
Yo momma's so rotting she jumps the unwanted clansman.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor..
Yo momma's so four-eyed she devours the moldy sock devouring eunuch.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she bends over, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk-dud.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control..
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck..
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole..
Yo momma's so utterly friendless she shares the port-a-pottie with the desperate bucket of sludge.
Yo momma's so good for nothing she controls the mind of the yodelling ape.
Yo momma's so bovine she dines alongside the armpit smelling alien.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic..

Paganstars
02-07-2008, 15:39
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool..
Yo momma's so raving she slobbers on the cat harassing spaz.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone..
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds..
Yo momma's so rancid she is scared of the stingy potato sucker.
Yo momma's so dandruff licking she makes love to the sniveling crackhead.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her..
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?".
Yo momma's so dirty she controls the mind of the portly pedophile.
Yo momma's so mauled she dines alongside the degenerate toilet licker.

Yo momma's so vile she walks all over the worthless jerk.
Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies..
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry..
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms..
Yo momma's so disease ridden she clobbers the teletubbie rubbing crackhead.
Yo momma's so good for nothing she kisses the feet of the raving loser.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot..
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth..
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her..
Yo momma's so evil she beats the lewd monkey.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it..
Yo momma's so apish she serves the smelly crotched phlegm.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment..
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar..
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her..
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box..
Yo momma's so bungling she makes love to the desperate phlegm.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares..
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic..
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order..

Garcia
02-07-2008, 15:39
Hahaha zitten oude tussen maar ze blijven grappig :D

Paganstars
02-07-2008, 15:41
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float..
Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time..
Yo momma's so demented she has the same googly eyes as the worthless mule.
Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry..
Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop..
Yo momma's so salivating she gropes the lewd dead carp.
Yo momma's so whoring she yells at the screwy penile colonist.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor..
Yo momma's so portly she walks all over the necropheliac hooter.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.. Yo momma's so decomposing she sniffs the flea-bitten nipple.
Yo momma's so squealing she comes on to the stringy reddish boil.
Yo mammas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo momma's so Ricky Martin loving she has the same googly eyes as the butt kissing disfunctional buffoon.
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway..
Yo momma's so brain dead she plays with the utterly friendless bungweed.
Yo momma's so greasy she bows down to the dweeby doormat.
Yo momma's so godforsaken she has the same googly eyes as the retarded nincompoop.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way..
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order..Yo momma's so flea-bitten she smells like the stringy spaz.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale..
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo..
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home..
Yo momma's so revolting she clobbers the vain virus.
Yo momma's so ragged she likes to fry up the utterly friendless dumbass.
Yo momma's so vile she eats the dirty dead carp.
Yo momma's so illiterate she molests the ragged disfunctional buffoon.
Yo momma's so raving she wants to be the vile snot gobbler.
Yo momma's so urine soaked she eats the earwax of the raving festering sputum bag from hell.

chief108
02-07-2008, 15:49
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Paganstars
02-07-2008, 15:54
LOL
Reps

chief108
02-07-2008, 20:17
vast wel...

altijd leuk yo mamma jokes... :p