Paganstars
02-07-2008, 15:34
Yo momma's so imperialist she kisses the feet of the stinking dewrag.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar..
Yo momma's so bungling she kisses the feet of the rancid traitor.
Yo momma's so wastrel she kisses the feet of the stringy dumbass.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon..
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips..
Yo momma's so self-righteous she sucks on the cunt licking bung.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats..
Yo momma's so four-eyed she comes on to the whimpering quack.
Yo momma's so mutilated she denounces texas' governor, who is the raving reddish boil.
Yo momma's so puke snarfing she likes to fry up the vindictive hemorrhoid.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton..
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot..
Yo momma's so flea-bitten she controls the body of the scaly pervert.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense..
Yo momma's so raving she walks all over the foul goat defiler.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut..
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang..
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side..
Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down..
Yo momma's so vindictive she jumps the cursed bugger.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass..
Yo momma's so shriveled she seduces the reeking bastard.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party..
Yo momma's so raving she dances with the idiotic spaz.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..
Yo momma's so evil she shares the port-a-pottie with the belligerent screwball.
Yo momma's so disease ridden she is jealous of the war-mongering cum dumpster.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals..
Yo momma's so loud she flies over the cum guzzling doormat.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way..
Yo momma's so kapitalist she gropes the foul brute.
Yo momma's so sniveling she beats the butt kissing dillweed.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years..
Yo momma's so stingy she gripes about the bungling turkey brain.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade..
Yo momma's so ugly she seduces the raving horny toad.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her..
Yo momma's so Ricky Martin loving she defiles the putrid brute.
Yo momma's so rotting she jumps the unwanted clansman.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor..
Yo momma's so four-eyed she devours the moldy sock devouring eunuch.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she bends over, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk-dud.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control..
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck..
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole..
Yo momma's so utterly friendless she shares the port-a-pottie with the desperate bucket of sludge.
Yo momma's so good for nothing she controls the mind of the yodelling ape.
Yo momma's so bovine she dines alongside the armpit smelling alien.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic..
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar..
Yo momma's so bungling she kisses the feet of the rancid traitor.
Yo momma's so wastrel she kisses the feet of the stringy dumbass.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon..
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips..
Yo momma's so self-righteous she sucks on the cunt licking bung.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats..
Yo momma's so four-eyed she comes on to the whimpering quack.
Yo momma's so mutilated she denounces texas' governor, who is the raving reddish boil.
Yo momma's so puke snarfing she likes to fry up the vindictive hemorrhoid.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton..
Yo mama's so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot..
Yo momma's so flea-bitten she controls the body of the scaly pervert.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense..
Yo momma's so raving she walks all over the foul goat defiler.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut..
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang..
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side..
Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down..
Yo momma's so vindictive she jumps the cursed bugger.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass..
Yo momma's so shriveled she seduces the reeking bastard.
Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party..
Yo momma's so raving she dances with the idiotic spaz.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..
Yo momma's so evil she shares the port-a-pottie with the belligerent screwball.
Yo momma's so disease ridden she is jealous of the war-mongering cum dumpster.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals..
Yo momma's so loud she flies over the cum guzzling doormat.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way..
Yo momma's so kapitalist she gropes the foul brute.
Yo momma's so sniveling she beats the butt kissing dillweed.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years..
Yo momma's so stingy she gripes about the bungling turkey brain.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade..
Yo momma's so ugly she seduces the raving horny toad.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her..
Yo momma's so Ricky Martin loving she defiles the putrid brute.
Yo momma's so rotting she jumps the unwanted clansman.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor..
Yo momma's so four-eyed she devours the moldy sock devouring eunuch.
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she bends over, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk-dud.
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control..
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck..
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole..
Yo momma's so utterly friendless she shares the port-a-pottie with the desperate bucket of sludge.
Yo momma's so good for nothing she controls the mind of the yodelling ape.
Yo momma's so bovine she dines alongside the armpit smelling alien.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic..