New member: Mexican Stud

[Christophe]

Ik heb een eerste "All-Mexican" member binnengehaald: "Mexican Stud" (hij is nogal populair bij de dames en vond deze naam wel gepast ... macho :lol:).

Het is één van m'n studenten en het is een talentje: 2m04 lang, 100 kg en helemaal afgetraind (hij staat elke dag om 5u30 op om te gaan lopen en fitnessen). Lenig ook, kan al staande een voet achter z'n hoofd leggen. Tijdens één van de eerste weken moest ik bijna afkloppen voor een gogoplata ... en hij wist nog niet goed wat de guard precies was! :p Hij wilt erg graag MMA gaan vechten, maar we gaan beginnen met BJJ en grappling.

Anyways, hij is advocaat en hardcore Metal-fan, in zijn vrije tijd is hij ook DJ, hij staat vol tattoos en hij kent erg veel lekkere chickies (hij heeft ook heel wat Dungeon-waardige foto's, dus misschien is het handig hem daar acces te geven zodat hij ze daar misschien post :D) ... dus ik dacht dat dit wel een goede plek voor hem zou zijn.

He only speaks english and spanish, so I hope you guys won't mind addressing him in those! As soon as the moderators activate his account, he will post something here! I hope he'll have fun with you sick mofo's! ;)

[chief108]

OMG...

the start of the Mexican invasion...

[Guillermo]

Ok als ik dit zo hoor heeft deze gast alles in zich on menig manspersoon jaloers te maken.
Goede baan , afgetraind lichaam, lots of ladies, dungeon foto's, is DJ (nog meer ladies) en hij kan nog knokken ook.
Damn you sure this dude is real? :lol:

[Tony]

Damn you sure this dude is real? :lol:

Ik heb een foto van hem gevonden


http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chuck_norris.jpg

[chief108]

nope...




2m04 lang, 100 kg en helemaal afgetraind

hij staat vol tattoos en hij kent erg veel lekkere chickies

it's the Mexi Can!!!!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/Vicka456/Stars/Danny%20Trejo/DannyTrejo28.jpg

http://www.thesoapdispenser.com/files/danny-trejo.jpg

[Mexican Stud]

is that ur dad chief??

[Biiyen]

is that ur dad chief??

That's his mother, don't say she got a mustache... he will freak out.

[chief108]

my mum's not a pretty lady...

[joost]

GIMME DUNGEON PICS! :D

[Tony]

my mum's not a pretty lady...

so is his son....

[De man van 14K]

no you can't!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a745/a745_bm.gif

[Ronald]

Access to the dungeon is granted :)

[chief108]

bring it on motherfucker!!!

[De man van 14K]

come on you mexican cactus fucker!

[LJ Silver]

Hey Gringo, wellcome to the forum.

The only currency we Mixfighters know is; Footage consisting out (naked) girls.
Except, Wheelie, but...... never mind, you'll find out soon enough.

So show us some 'dough' and we'll go easy on you.

http://www.mixfight.nl/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=35

[Mexican Stud]

ok ok, just tell me where to upload the pics........ i'm new at this.... interent is new in mexico!! hahaha

[Mexican Stud]

enjoy a mexica bitch :Phttp://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/att/GetAttachment.aspx?tnail=1&messageId=44479fa4-0281-404e-8b9b-2be8dcf8cb14&Aux=40|0|8C94298701D5CA0| (javascript:;)http://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/att/GetAttachment.aspx?tnail=0&messageId=44479fa4-0281-404e-8b9b-2be8dcf8cb14&Aux=40|0|8C94298701D5CA0| (javascript:;)http://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/att/GetAttachment.aspx?tnail=0&messageId=ea2ed1c0-2007-41b4-a89b-39d7bfbbd68f&Aux=40|0|8C925737B9C4150| (javascript:;)http://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/att/GetAttachment.aspx?tnail=1&messageId=ea2ed1c0-2007-41b4-a89b-39d7bfbbd68f&Aux=40|0|8C925737B9C4150| (javascript:;)

[Mexican Stud]

just tell me if u want some more.............. Viva México cabrones!

[De dikke nudist]

"Barely legal" is the only way we roll here, carnal.

[Mexican Stud]

19 years...........

[De dikke nudist]

Nineteen is way too old.

[Mexican Stud]

hahaha.......... ok,i'll do my best with the next pics........ 16.......

[Glen]

Bienvenido Mexiculo !!

[chief108]

still no Mexican pics in the Dungeon

I'm quite disappointed over here...

[De man van 14K]

hahahah great MIXFIGHT all over the world bitches.

(fuck Sherdog)

[MB667]

welcome amigo, have fun in de dungeon and where is my cornholio? my tipi?

[Paganstars]

Welcome hope you'll be as retarded as the whole lot of us!

[paspoes]

Ola Mexicano, bienvenido aqui i como son las chicas in Mexico. Callente ?:lol:

[paspoes]

Access to the dungeon is granted :)

:lol:jeetje Ronald, heb nooit meegemaakt dat iemand zo snel toegang kreeg man :lol:

[dirk5]

Hola, que tal?

me gusta pechos muy grande.

[paspoes]

Hola, que tal?

me gusta pechos grande de mujeres.;)

[dirk5]

ja dat is wel een voorwaarde :)

[paspoes]

ja dat is wel een voorwaarde :)


straks gaat hij mannen borsten laten zien :lol:

[chief108]

wie post er ff een teringlading mexican jokes?

kunnen we meteen zien of hij Mixfight-proof is of niet :p

[paspoes]

nou begin maar over chicano, cabron ;) merk je van zelf wel

[dirk5]

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco

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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos

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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.

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What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don't mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)

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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.

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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.

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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.

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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.

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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it's probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?
When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.

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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.

haha, ze hebben zelfs hun eigen site, mexicanjokes.net

But do not get me wrong, I love Mexico, been there 3 times now.

[chief108]

nou begin maar over chicano, cabron ;) merk je van zelf wel
als in:

Hey, cabron ... got any naked pictures of your wife?
No???
You want some?

[paspoes]

:lol:reps kerel:thup:

[chief108]

reps for dirk...

maar die site is erg kut
reclame overdose

[Glen]

There's a guy at a gunshop. He asks for the heaviest gun there is.
so the vendor asks him what he wants to shoot at.
The guy says he wants to shoot cans so he needs a m-16.The vendor asks him what kind of cans he wants to shoot with this m-16.
So he responds: Marro-cans, Mexi-cans, Afri-cans.

[chief108]

YouTube - Racist Mexican Jokes From Short Film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWXX27Ycaic)

[chief108]

YouTube - 300 mexicans joke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVt69Z1hmUM)

[blazin.arr0w::::]

Viva México cabrones!

hehe that's the way to do it!

Welcome on board!

[ROIDRAGE]

welcome el mexicano

enjoy your time here.

PS: kick Christophes ass fore me (jk buddy)

[Paganstars]

What are Cabrones?? Never heard of it

[De man van 14K]

Dat zijn mannelijke kloten, ik kan me voorstellen dat je daar nog nooit van gehoord heb.

[Muay Thai Elite]

Dat zijn cojones ya retard.. Cabron betekent vrij vertaald eikel ofzo..

[dirk5]

cabron is eigenlijk mannelijke geit, maar word gebruikt als eikel, net als pendejo

betekent eigenlijk schaamhaar maar wordt ook gebruikt als eikel.

viva mexico!

http://photos-659.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v197/25/14/534230659/s534230659_934488_9788.jpg

http://photos-659.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v197/25/14/534230659/s534230659_934498_2129.jpg

[paspoes]

nope eikel = pendejo

betekent eigenlijk schaamhaar maar wordt gebruikt als eikel.

viva mexico!

http://photos-659.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v197/25/14/534230659/s534230659_934488_9788.jpg

http://photos-659.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v197/25/14/534230659/s534230659_934498_2129.jpg

Pendejo=Klootzak;)

[paspoes]

weten jullie wat punjetero betekent:D

[dirk5]

ja heb mezelf al verbeterd, nee dat heb ik niet geleerd op mijn vakanties

[poNji]

Where dirk5 got the load of jokes: Mexican jokes, Mexican jokes and more Mexican jokes! (http://www.mexicanjokes.net/index.php)

There's also plenty of other fun mexican stuff, like some tests.. xD

¿Dónde está su cortacéspedes de césped?

[Muay Thai Elite]

Dit gaat ook weer zo doodbloeden..

[De man van 14K]

Dat zijn cojones ya retard.. Cabron betekent vrij vertaald eikel ofzo..


*zucht*
it was a joke fuckface!

[Christophe]

Well ... this is going nicely! :lol:

First thread, and immediatly a good intro to what Mixfight could do for you! :p

Give the guy some time to explore the Dungeon, I'll "motivate" him to tell his stories and upload some pics there! :D

And thanks for asking him to kick my ass, he gave me hell in rolling yesterday! :boos: :D

[Christophe]

And "Mexican Stud", the guys here are suprisingly much like you: very gay! So maybe you can post some pics of yourself, so they can see your tattoos! :p

It's also good for Rosso to see you're not black, otherwise he could have strange fantasies about you and some Coke.

[el bastardo]

Bring on them pics holmes!

[Christophe]

Bring on them pics holmes!

Now that I see you Bastardo, it reminds me: Mexican Stud is a very big music fan (especially all kinds of Metal) with a huge CD collection and he wanted to talk to Nicolas about bringing all the CD's you guys made when he's coming over beginning of next year. I told him the crazy singer of that band is here too, so test if he really knows anything about Metal, will you?! ;)

[paspoes]

It's also good for Rosso to see you're not black, otherwise he could have strange fantasies about you and some Coke.

:lol::lol::lol:Reps Amigo :thup:

[Muay Thai Elite]

*zucht*
it was a joke fuckface!

Maargoed, dat ie er nog nooit van heeft gehoord was te verwachten..

[paspoes]

It's also good for Rosso to see you're not black, otherwise he could have strange fantasies about you and some Coke.

Choclate skin is fine by Rosso :rolleyes:

[el bastardo]

Now that I see you Bastardo, it reminds me: Mexican Stud is a very big music fan (especially all kinds of Metal) with a huge CD collection and he wanted to talk to Nicolas about bringing all the CD's you guys made when he's coming over beginning of next year. I told him the crazy singer of that band is here too, so test if he really knows anything about Metal, will you?! ;)
Haha, first of all I quit Leng Tch'e for a while now. Nic is touring Canada with Leng now. But to test if he knows a thing about metal just ask if he knows Leng Tch'e. If its a yes, he's ok... ;)

[Khanom Thom]

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~rvm/pics/mexicano.jpg

[Mexican Stud]

cabrones = fuckers!

[Mexican Stud]

1-800-apathy!

[chief108]

http://b.mektroid.net/tits_or_gtfo_2.jpg

[chief108]

1-800-apathy!
worst song ever... :whistling:

YouTube - LENG TCH'E - 1-800-Apathy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_AhZKVCSA)

[Biiyen]

En het leuke is dat wij lachen en die gekke Belg er voor op zijn flikker krijgt! "You really like those assholes? I kill you!"

[Mexican Stud]

Haha, first of all I quit Leng Tch'e for a while now. Nic is touring Canada with Leng now. But to test if he knows a thing about metal just ask if he knows Leng Tch'e. If its a yes, he's ok... ;)

checkt this, hope u like it, it's a friend from mexico.... http://www.myspace.com/majesticdownfall and http://www.myspace.com/tickettohellband :thup:

[el bastardo]

checkt this, hope u like it, it's a friend from mexico.... http://www.myspace.com/majesticdownfall and http://www.myspace.com/tickettohellband :thup:
I like the 2nd band better, but both are ok! Best Mexican band is Brujeria though! ;)

[el bastardo]

http://www.metallibrary.ru/bands/discographies/images/brujeria/pictures/93_matando_gueros.jpg

[chief108]

now THAT is a great album cover!

[Christophe]

Speaking as a güero, I must say that I disagree! :p

[chief108]

hahaha...

we gaan die nieuwe helemaal gek maken hiero C..
en dan ben jij flink de lul :p

[Christophe]

hahaha...

we gaan die nieuwe helemaal gek maken hiero C..
en dan ben jij flink de lul :p

Die nieuwe is al helemaal gek hoor ... maar het is een toffe gozer verder! En dat van die foto's die hij heeft is echt waar, als die Mixfight-week ooit doorgaat (en dat zal hij, geloof me) ga ik hem verantwoordelijk maken voor het stappen. Dan komen jullie zeker op de plaatsen waar jullie willen zijn! ;)

:lol: Hij blijft herhalen dat hij van plan is me binnen 3 maanden te submitten ... we shall see! :whistling:

[chief108]

klinkt als een goede gozer om erbij te hebben :beerchug:

ALL HAIL MARTYR FAKKA!!!!!

[Mexican Stud]

I like the 2nd band better, but both are ok! Best Mexican band is Brujeria though! ;)

both bands are the same guy.... and brujeria is ok, but not better hahaha.
and 1 more thing..... english please! dont understad a shit of ur dutch!
fuckin Güeros!!

[Garcia]

Ok mexican stud, its early friday morning and im damn horny, give me some pictures of naked girls !!!

[De man van 14K]

:lol::lol::lol:Reps Amigo :thup:


gelukkig ben jij wel zwart he bolletjes van me!

[Paganstars]

OMFG Christophe that sounded fucking gay... @ Mexican Stud learn Dutch... We have better profanities than in Spanish!

[poNji]

Ok mexican stud, its early friday morning and im damn horny, give me some pictures of naked girls !!!

x2

Although it's not that early anymore..

[Mexican Stud]

go to the gungeon.... mexican teens....and wait for more!

[cholitzu]

Mexican flatscreen!!

;)http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6163/mexicanflatscreen20xv.jpg

[joost]

Mexican Stud? haha ik zat aan een nieuw pokersoort te denken :D

[aliendwurf]

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=8991