Alistair Overeem is the new Chuck Norris

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- Overeem doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square!


- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Overeem can piss his name into concrete.


- On a high school math test, Overeem put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Overeem solves all his problems with Violence.


- Once a cobra bit Overeem's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


- Champions are the breakfast of Overeem!


- The chief exportproduct of Overeem is pain!

[Leventdepevent]

als ie maar niet slecht gaat acteren dan

[BiCkOnE]

als ie maar niet slecht gaat acteren dan

X2 en een cowboyhoed staat hem ook niet...

[Kemal]

als ie maar niet slecht gaat acteren dan

nou....

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heb er nog een paar:
- Alistair Overeem does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Alistair Overeem goes killing

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Alistair Overeem.


- Alistair Overeem has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


- Alistair Overeem is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Alistair Overeem out. It failed misserably.


- Crop circles are Alistair Overeem' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.


- Alistair Overeem once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."